i wish i lived in a city so i could performatively read in public transit
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i wish i lived in a city so i could performatively read in public transit
god created daylight savings time to test me
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
god created daylight savings time to test me
2:30 pm and the streetlights are on :’-)
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
2:30 pm and the streetlights are on :’-)
jeff epstein’s email is jeevacation at gmail dot com. even his email is about the pedophile island
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
jeff epstein’s email is jeevacation at gmail dot com. even his email is about the pedophile island
me and roommate are on a sched where he leaves before i wake up and i get home after he’s asleep. cycles are still synced tho
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
me and roommate are on a sched where he leaves before i wake up and i get home after he’s asleep. cycles are still synced tho
if you really loved me you’d pay off my student loans
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you really loved me you’d pay off my student loans
tagabow album gets better with every listen i’m so sad i missed them at the hawthorne
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
tagabow album gets better with every listen i’m so sad i missed them at the hawthorne
the co-op is so annoying. i need *fluoride* in my toothpaste
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the co-op is so annoying. i need *fluoride* in my toothpaste
paid off like $12k of credit card debt and they increased my limit. yeah i bet you’d like more of my blood wouldn’t you
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
paid off like $12k of credit card debt and they increased my limit. yeah i bet you’d like more of my blood wouldn’t you
when people mention yale i say “i’ve heard of it”
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
when people mention yale i say “i’ve heard of it”
know what your kids are texting:
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
know what your kids are texting:
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
67 - rounding up and truncating 666
cooked - crooked (hillary)
lfg - let’s fuckin goon
unc - university of north carolina
mulholland drive making #2 of NYT's top 100 films of the 21st century has got me hooting and hollering
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
mulholland drive making #2 of NYT's top 100 films of the 21st century has got me hooting and hollering
there’s a new “ethical” music streaming platform called “qobuz.” it's literally on qobuz. it's streaming on shbort. it's available on zwibby
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
there’s a new “ethical” music streaming platform called “qobuz.” it's literally on qobuz. it's streaming on shbort. it's available on zwibby
a 51 year old colleague and i drove past five furries on campus today and i had to explain to him what that is
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
a 51 year old colleague and i drove past five furries on campus today and i had to explain to him what that is
drain's an amazing hardcore band but i tbh love when they do clean vocals like "who's having fun" on the new album or the descendents cover "good good things" on the last one
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
drain's an amazing hardcore band but i tbh love when they do clean vocals like "who's having fun" on the new album or the descendents cover "good good things" on the last one
sex positive dating app called kinkedin and you can log in with your linkedin account
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
sex positive dating app called kinkedin and you can log in with your linkedin account
i know people who get up at 6:15 am for work and are saying things like “isn’t it great it’s light out when we go to work now?” fuck you
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i know people who get up at 6:15 am for work and are saying things like “isn’t it great it’s light out when we go to work now?” fuck you
had turkish coffee yesterday and remembered why life is beautiful
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
had turkish coffee yesterday and remembered why life is beautiful
NYT headline: "Mamdani faces questions over a link to Jeremy Corbyn, a U.K. politician who was accused of antisemitism."
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
NYT headline: "Mamdani faces questions over a link to Jeremy Corbyn, a U.K. politician who was accused of antisemitism."
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
they're last ditch throwing anything at the wall to see if it sticks
we let the roomba outside so he can explore a little. so much dirt for him out there :-)
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
we let the roomba outside so he can explore a little. so much dirt for him out there :-)
you have to hand it to dick cheney for perfecting the art of right wing foreign conflict that personally benefits rich guys. one of the best to ever do it
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
you have to hand it to dick cheney for perfecting the art of right wing foreign conflict that personally benefits rich guys. one of the best to ever do it