Skrt (Egghead)
@skrtvonnegut.hastwt.net
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One Piece/ hastwt/Weezer/24/public menace
One Piece/ hastwt/Weezer/24/public menace
Just found out I didnt invent the after work cold shower beer. Guys have been doing that for, like, years. I rode that for a couple weeks because I thought that was an original idea :/
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just found out I didnt invent the after work cold shower beer. Guys have been doing that for, like, years. I rode that for a couple weeks because I thought that was an original idea :/
Big fan of music where they go 5! 6! 5-6-7-8! And go into a really cool song about lesbian sex
July 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Big fan of music where they go 5! 6! 5-6-7-8! And go into a really cool song about lesbian sex
Proud inventor of what I call the "After work cold shower beer" its simple. It's when you drink a beer in a cold shower after your 15 hour shift. I also invented the turkey club with PB&J.
July 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Proud inventor of what I call the "After work cold shower beer" its simple. It's when you drink a beer in a cold shower after your 15 hour shift. I also invented the turkey club with PB&J.
Blocked someone for reposting Hazbin Hotel content. Not in my house babygirl.
July 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Blocked someone for reposting Hazbin Hotel content. Not in my house babygirl.
I remember every single meme I have sent every person for as long as I've been able to. I will never send the same meme twice because I'll remember I sent it back in 2017 so you won't find it amusing
July 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I remember every single meme I have sent every person for as long as I've been able to. I will never send the same meme twice because I'll remember I sent it back in 2017 so you won't find it amusing
Knuckle tatt that says "Sauce"
July 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Knuckle tatt that says "Sauce"
Took a shit and lost 8 pounds I'm not even joking
July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Took a shit and lost 8 pounds I'm not even joking
Gf is about to be at an absolutely devastating part in Sunrise on the Reaping and I hope she's bulletproof because this shit about to HURT
July 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Gf is about to be at an absolutely devastating part in Sunrise on the Reaping and I hope she's bulletproof because this shit about to HURT
banned from the other place again because I said the fat guy from what we do in the shadows wasn't funny
July 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
banned from the other place again because I said the fat guy from what we do in the shadows wasn't funny
Sigh...gf bought a spray bottle so I don't hump the armchair anymore. This place is a prison :(
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sigh...gf bought a spray bottle so I don't hump the armchair anymore. This place is a prison :(
Just found out the hard way that a margarita pitcher is exactly what it sounds like
May 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just found out the hard way that a margarita pitcher is exactly what it sounds like
Playing D&D, met a genie that offered us 1 of 2 wishes
1) 10,000 gold
2) the best sandwich one could possibly perceive in the universe, the true perfect sandwich.
We made the obvious choice
1) 10,000 gold
2) the best sandwich one could possibly perceive in the universe, the true perfect sandwich.
We made the obvious choice
May 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Playing D&D, met a genie that offered us 1 of 2 wishes
1) 10,000 gold
2) the best sandwich one could possibly perceive in the universe, the true perfect sandwich.
We made the obvious choice
1) 10,000 gold
2) the best sandwich one could possibly perceive in the universe, the true perfect sandwich.
We made the obvious choice
Take me to the promised land
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Take me to the promised land
Pretty sure I'm addicted to feeling anxiety. If I'm not worrying myself about something I get bored, I don't know why I'm like this. Self sabotage has ruined my brain chemistry
May 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pretty sure I'm addicted to feeling anxiety. If I'm not worrying myself about something I get bored, I don't know why I'm like this. Self sabotage has ruined my brain chemistry
First win in the books bay-beeeee
May 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
First win in the books bay-beeeee
Genuinely believe if you use words like "moid" or "foid" you should be put down, I'm saying 2 in the back of the head so we never have to deal with you procreating somehow
May 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Genuinely believe if you use words like "moid" or "foid" you should be put down, I'm saying 2 in the back of the head so we never have to deal with you procreating somehow
I need to run through a cement wall!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUCKKKK
May 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I need to run through a cement wall!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUCKKKK
Brother texted me "Choppers backstory is so sad"! And I asked which part, he said "where all the other reindeer and humans bullied and outcast him". Oh boy, you're gonna need some tissues for what comes next.
May 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Brother texted me "Choppers backstory is so sad"! And I asked which part, he said "where all the other reindeer and humans bullied and outcast him". Oh boy, you're gonna need some tissues for what comes next.
Starting a Weezer cover band, practice is tomorrow at 9, be there or B🟦
May 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Starting a Weezer cover band, practice is tomorrow at 9, be there or B🟦
Played Balatro during my graduation ceremony today, I have an associates degree!!!!
May 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Played Balatro during my graduation ceremony today, I have an associates degree!!!!
Hardback books are straight ASS, paperbacks are far superior
May 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hardback books are straight ASS, paperbacks are far superior
They should teach the gas station rebate episode of Nathan for You in psychology classes
May 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They should teach the gas station rebate episode of Nathan for You in psychology classes
If you are a minor then you should punch cops, as many cops as you can
May 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you are a minor then you should punch cops, as many cops as you can