SKRT SQRL
@skrt-sqrl.bsky.social
I can only post in secret due to my complicated squirrel life.
I’m not a real famous person you’ve heard of. Just an actual fluffy rodent you will never hear of.
I’m not a real famous person you’ve heard of. Just an actual fluffy rodent you will never hear of.
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SKRT SQRL
@skrt-sqrl.bsky.social
· May 29
Starting today, I will be requiring all posts to "sink in" immediately.
Daylight savings time? More like thinking back six months to remember how to change your stove’s time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Daylight savings time? More like thinking back six months to remember how to change your stove’s time.
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They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough
I “extrajudiciously bombed some terrorists” too, but just taking a crap next to my roommate after eating cheese.
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I “extrajudiciously bombed some terrorists” too, but just taking a crap next to my roommate after eating cheese.
Yes, I’ll hold your beer while you research what Kavanaugh said about boofing.
August 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yes, I’ll hold your beer while you research what Kavanaugh said about boofing.
I found out what boofing is because of Trump.
August 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I found out what boofing is because of Trump.
I hope @vanhunter.bsky.social realizes what an incredible song “It’s a mysterious hustle“ is. I played it at a party and every single person liked it on their own phone.
vanhunter.bsky.social
vanhunter.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I hope @vanhunter.bsky.social realizes what an incredible song “It’s a mysterious hustle“ is. I played it at a party and every single person liked it on their own phone.
Starting today, I will be requiring all posts to "sink in" immediately.
May 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Starting today, I will be requiring all posts to "sink in" immediately.
I got deported for my J.D. Vance couch fucking fan fiction and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
April 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I got deported for my J.D. Vance couch fucking fan fiction and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
Rebates are just a company’s way of betting against you.
April 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Rebates are just a company’s way of betting against you.
And the award for absolutely ickiest metal album title goes to Aberrant Vaginal Gestation by VULVECTOMY.
April 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And the award for absolutely ickiest metal album title goes to Aberrant Vaginal Gestation by VULVECTOMY.
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no
these are just gardening facts
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no
these are just gardening facts
March 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no
these are just gardening facts
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no
these are just gardening facts
Get in loser we're... no actually just get back out of the car, loser, I'm going to bed.
February 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Get in loser we're... no actually just get back out of the car, loser, I'm going to bed.
I was today years old when I learned that Girls Just Want To Have Fun is a cover.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLN...
Robert Hazard - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
YouTube video by Rare80s
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I was today years old when I learned that Girls Just Want To Have Fun is a cover.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLN...
This is an actual conversation I had. "If I woke up as a woman what would be the first thing I would do?"
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is an actual conversation I had. "If I woke up as a woman what would be the first thing I would do?"
Did you know that a Dik-dik is a very small antelope that lives in the bushalnds of eastern and southern Africa? Follow [this thread] for more Dik-dik facts.
February 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Did you know that a Dik-dik is a very small antelope that lives in the bushalnds of eastern and southern Africa? Follow [this thread] for more Dik-dik facts.
I'm constantly shocked at how long conservatives are going to lash out around the narcissistic wound created by Greta Thunberg's original "how dare you" speech.
February 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm constantly shocked at how long conservatives are going to lash out around the narcissistic wound created by Greta Thunberg's original "how dare you" speech.
This reddit thread talks about a situation where a linux open source maintainer quits the group over a fellow maintainer's "we are the thin blue line" signature. Then redditors patiently explain the nuance to a non-American. Brilliant.
www.reddit.com/r/linux/comm...
www.reddit.com/r/linux/comm...
From the linux community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the linux community
www.reddit.com
February 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This reddit thread talks about a situation where a linux open source maintainer quits the group over a fellow maintainer's "we are the thin blue line" signature. Then redditors patiently explain the nuance to a non-American. Brilliant.
www.reddit.com/r/linux/comm...
www.reddit.com/r/linux/comm...
Holy crap, did you read about this real life succession shit yet, @deadastroman.bsky.social? Shit is wiiiild:
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/m...
Inside the Murdochs’ Succession Drama (Gift Article)
More than 3,000 pages of documents reveal how years of betrayals led to a messy court battle that threatens the future of Rupert’s empire.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Holy crap, did you read about this real life succession shit yet, @deadastroman.bsky.social? Shit is wiiiild:
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/m...
I can't really relate to the "no fucks given" people because I give, like, so many fucks.
February 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I can't really relate to the "no fucks given" people because I give, like, so many fucks.
It kind of bums me out that David Foster Wallace was a huge fuckboi.
February 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It kind of bums me out that David Foster Wallace was a huge fuckboi.
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sorry but i wanted him to get up there and play 20 min of off putting free jazz with kamasi washington and thundercat
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
sorry but i wanted him to get up there and play 20 min of off putting free jazz with kamasi washington and thundercat
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The vibe on /r/drizzy can’t be good.
February 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The vibe on /r/drizzy can’t be good.
Superbowl licks what?
February 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Superbowl licks what?