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Thank you for contacting The Abyss. Your screams are very important to us. Due to high call volume, your approximate wait time is *17 minutes*. Please stand by and one of our Abyss representatives will handle your scream as soon as possible.
[cheesy sax music]
Thank you for contacting The Abyss. Your screams are very important to us. Due to high call volume, your approximate wait time is *17 minutes*. Please stand by and one of our Abyss representatives will handle your scream as soon as possible.
[cheesy sax music]
Like, *ever* ever.
Like, *ever* ever.