Skratsch Pudgourney
@skratsch73.bsky.social
I contain multitudes
“Whiskey Pete’s Handpicked Chucklefucks” is a whole brand
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Whiskey Pete’s Handpicked Chucklefucks” is a whole brand
I think she’s got a future similar to Sarah Palin
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I think she’s got a future similar to Sarah Palin
I’ve never heard this Leonard Cohen song
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’ve never heard this Leonard Cohen song
Is this what you wanted?
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Is this what you wanted?
I’m depressed that she’s younger than me
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m depressed that she’s younger than me
I admit I have fantasized about taking a dump on her lawn, but that’s my right as a dog
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I admit I have fantasized about taking a dump on her lawn, but that’s my right as a dog
What do you get for a man who drinks everything?
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What do you get for a man who drinks everything?
Maybe you’re a hand model
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Maybe you’re a hand model
Wait until you see “There Will Be Blood”
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Wait until you see “There Will Be Blood”
Loving how you’re still saying “killed himself” as a straight and uncontested fact, and followed up by citing “conspiracy theories” that think otherwise. If you could have access to the actual truth, but had to wager, how would you bet?
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Loving how you’re still saying “killed himself” as a straight and uncontested fact, and followed up by citing “conspiracy theories” that think otherwise. If you could have access to the actual truth, but had to wager, how would you bet?
I mean, I get it, but I’d never hold it against you if you just had to
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I mean, I get it, but I’d never hold it against you if you just had to
Three Sides Live has four sides
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Three Sides Live has four sides
NO ONE HAS SEEN A TALKING CLAW
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
NO ONE HAS SEEN A TALKING CLAW
Absolutely absurd that Peter Welch is on the list, cmon Bernie get your colleague in line
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Absolutely absurd that Peter Welch is on the list, cmon Bernie get your colleague in line
Except, yunno, fuck Spotify
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Except, yunno, fuck Spotify
Jesus thinks you’re an asshole
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Jesus thinks you’re an asshole
Don’t show this to Elon
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don’t show this to Elon
Of all of your insights, this is one of them
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Of all of your insights, this is one of them
NYTimes pitchbot: claustrophobic Mamdani is governing a city of millions of tiny spaces
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
NYTimes pitchbot: claustrophobic Mamdani is governing a city of millions of tiny spaces
Start calling them ‘anti-socialist’
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Start calling them ‘anti-socialist’
“With little explanation” is today’s NYTimesism. The explanation was made manifest at last month’s General meeting
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“With little explanation” is today’s NYTimesism. The explanation was made manifest at last month’s General meeting
Hoo boy those were bad. It would impress your friends but it would make everything you watch look like a fever dream
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hoo boy those were bad. It would impress your friends but it would make everything you watch look like a fever dream
My wife was born on new years eve and she does not like Phish, so no more Phish NYE
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My wife was born on new years eve and she does not like Phish, so no more Phish NYE
Please stop making the mostly meaningless ranking be your lede. The fraud is the important part. It’s like talking about a stabbing and putting “ took 30 minutes to die” in the headline
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Please stop making the mostly meaningless ranking be your lede. The fraud is the important part. It’s like talking about a stabbing and putting “ took 30 minutes to die” in the headline