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Basil ΘΔ
@skrambled-eggs.bsky.social
I'm illiterate stop texting me

Nouns: yote/triangle/creechur
Swigma
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Reposted by Basil ΘΔ
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"What is it with twinks and dressing like spiderman??"
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The craziest thing that's normal in the furry fandom is that you can see someone new in a groupchat and know what their raw bare asshole looks like within seconds
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Holding a Mik Ultra: how do they make it taste so good? I'm getting hints of lobster. With other hints of Starburst.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Johnson deployed
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am commanding this minibus to Tucson
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think we can squeeze a lil more dopamine out of this one
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Couches, man
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Not now kitten, daddy's trying to figure out how TLS works
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Reposted by Basil ΘΔ
I'm constructing a golem
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What are the chances YouTube has multiple hour long "hold music" compilations
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Technical proglem :(
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Cholula is my ride or die
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Motherfuckers out here eating strawberries
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oranges, those big ol' melons
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's not a felony, it's a mistake
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A man's worth is not gauged by the height of his suspension nor the radius of his tires, but rather the total area of his truck bed
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by Basil ΘΔ
Furrytel Maned Wolf Long Legs System
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@knabewolf.bsky.social looking in the mirror:
"I need a species change"
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by Basil ΘΔ
She WILL be hearing from me tonight
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Reposted by Basil ΘΔ
rwrrf!! hi critters coyote wanna raffle give another painting to one yall based on this sketch. any nonhuman mammal species welcome, gotta be feral

only gotta repost, no follow needed

coyote will choose random saturday around 18 pst
October 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hoover me, Janet
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM