Skootaman
@skootaman.bsky.social
I talk nonsense about things except for when I don’t. Liberal leftie who thinks the world should be fairer but accepts it isn’t so *distractions* straight LGBGTQ+ ally 🏴
🚫Racism/Homophobia/Islamaphobia/Transphobia 🚫MAGA’s/RefUK’s🚫DMs🚫Porn
🚫Racism/Homophobia/Islamaphobia/Transphobia 🚫MAGA’s/RefUK’s🚫DMs🚫Porn
As our understanding evolves, I can’t help but think that 80’s ads were trying to tell us that someone called Martini stole a Time Machine
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As our understanding evolves, I can’t help but think that 80’s ads were trying to tell us that someone called Martini stole a Time Machine
Worst tribute act name ever
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Worst tribute act name ever
I’m a lifelong star gazer but have had limited time in the garden looking up since I have been in a wheelchair and also can’t deal with the cold pain wise, so got a little 50mm Seestar. Last night had the best ‘sleepless night’ in a decade.
*This isn’t good by astro photography standards*
*This isn’t good by astro photography standards*
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m a lifelong star gazer but have had limited time in the garden looking up since I have been in a wheelchair and also can’t deal with the cold pain wise, so got a little 50mm Seestar. Last night had the best ‘sleepless night’ in a decade.
*This isn’t good by astro photography standards*
*This isn’t good by astro photography standards*
Well done Amazon - top notch work.
Lots of love, an out of work QA 🤦♂️😂
Lots of love, an out of work QA 🤦♂️😂
September 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Well done Amazon - top notch work.
Lots of love, an out of work QA 🤦♂️😂
Lots of love, an out of work QA 🤦♂️😂
On days like this I like to remember Sandra D, who taught us an important lesson:
If you want to get a man, dress slutty and take up smoking
If you want to get a man, dress slutty and take up smoking
August 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
On days like this I like to remember Sandra D, who taught us an important lesson:
If you want to get a man, dress slutty and take up smoking
If you want to get a man, dress slutty and take up smoking
My pleasure and great to meet you as a fellow dog worshiper!
August 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My pleasure and great to meet you as a fellow dog worshiper!
Wishing the sinkhole on the busy main road near Castle Cary, a happy 4th birthday.
If a hole like the giant one in the TV show “La Brea” Somerset CC would put a cone next to it and a decade later their rapid response team would hold a meeting
If a hole like the giant one in the TV show “La Brea” Somerset CC would put a cone next to it and a decade later their rapid response team would hold a meeting
July 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wishing the sinkhole on the busy main road near Castle Cary, a happy 4th birthday.
If a hole like the giant one in the TV show “La Brea” Somerset CC would put a cone next to it and a decade later their rapid response team would hold a meeting
If a hole like the giant one in the TV show “La Brea” Somerset CC would put a cone next to it and a decade later their rapid response team would hold a meeting
Reform MP Sarah Pochin in Runcorn did a press piece saying that Runcorn is overrun with immigrants/antisocial behaviour/no go areas/littering and violence, only the residents say it’s bollox & Cheshire Police say there is 0 evidence. She’s now building a case against her constituents for disagreeing
July 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reform MP Sarah Pochin in Runcorn did a press piece saying that Runcorn is overrun with immigrants/antisocial behaviour/no go areas/littering and violence, only the residents say it’s bollox & Cheshire Police say there is 0 evidence. She’s now building a case against her constituents for disagreeing
Home after a fortnight of hospital.
Yesterday was my ‘biological birthday’ but for a few days at least I am going to identify as someone born on the 27th instead and I certainly won’t be nil by mouth!
And this is what I get when I look at you guys instead of this old fella…
Yesterday was my ‘biological birthday’ but for a few days at least I am going to identify as someone born on the 27th instead and I certainly won’t be nil by mouth!
And this is what I get when I look at you guys instead of this old fella…
July 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Home after a fortnight of hospital.
Yesterday was my ‘biological birthday’ but for a few days at least I am going to identify as someone born on the 27th instead and I certainly won’t be nil by mouth!
And this is what I get when I look at you guys instead of this old fella…
Yesterday was my ‘biological birthday’ but for a few days at least I am going to identify as someone born on the 27th instead and I certainly won’t be nil by mouth!
And this is what I get when I look at you guys instead of this old fella…
Still in hospital 🙄🤦♂️
July 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Still in hospital 🙄🤦♂️
Still available new. “Little” euroracks are more common though - here’s my little hobby horse
July 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Still available new. “Little” euroracks are more common though - here’s my little hobby horse
It’s my birthday today so I thought I’d say hi 👋 (dropped X ages ago). I’ve spent my day, like much of the last 2 weeks looking out of a hospital window but hope to be back with my dog tonight.
I’m looking for cool people to follow so say hi, repost this, and let’s sort this world out together
I’m looking for cool people to follow so say hi, repost this, and let’s sort this world out together
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s my birthday today so I thought I’d say hi 👋 (dropped X ages ago). I’ve spent my day, like much of the last 2 weeks looking out of a hospital window but hope to be back with my dog tonight.
I’m looking for cool people to follow so say hi, repost this, and let’s sort this world out together
I’m looking for cool people to follow so say hi, repost this, and let’s sort this world out together
When I hear ‘One big beautiful bill’ I just picture ducks flirting
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When I hear ‘One big beautiful bill’ I just picture ducks flirting
Mark Carney to Trump “I have a suit. This is the way.”
April 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mark Carney to Trump “I have a suit. This is the way.”
Pet ownership is wierd. Last night I had to wipe my elderly Jack Russell’s bottom. Initially I was a bit squeamish but after a few minutes I was chasing him in my wheelchair because I’d spotted a ‘dangly’ and thought to myself “I’m having that!”
March 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pet ownership is wierd. Last night I had to wipe my elderly Jack Russell’s bottom. Initially I was a bit squeamish but after a few minutes I was chasing him in my wheelchair because I’d spotted a ‘dangly’ and thought to myself “I’m having that!”
The most relatable bear on the planet
January 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The most relatable bear on the planet
Takeaway orders in Bangkok are another level
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Takeaway orders in Bangkok are another level
Credit: Lance Wallnau via FB
January 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Credit: Lance Wallnau via FB
This number seems to vary but what isn’t in question is that this is the kind of action that makes us love Dolly even more. To be fair, Jeffy B gave her $100 million to use as well as her own donations to this and other causes
January 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This number seems to vary but what isn’t in question is that this is the kind of action that makes us love Dolly even more. To be fair, Jeffy B gave her $100 million to use as well as her own donations to this and other causes