Did the longest ride of my career (life) this weekend and it was goddamn perfect. #bikesky #minneapolis
September 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Did the longest ride of my career (life) this weekend and it was goddamn perfect. #bikesky #minneapolis
Did the tour of my hometown this weekend. Being from a small town meant the trail and streets were nearly empty. Incredible ride. #bikesky
September 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Did the tour of my hometown this weekend. Being from a small town meant the trail and streets were nearly empty. Incredible ride. #bikesky
Schedule worked out today that I could leave my car in the garage and bike everywhere I needed to go. It was such an amazing experience and I wish I could do it every day. #bikesky
August 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Schedule worked out today that I could leave my car in the garage and bike everywhere I needed to go. It was such an amazing experience and I wish I could do it every day. #bikesky
Literally everywhere, even in a city as large as Minneapolis, should feel safe but a school should be #1 on the list of safe spaces. We've seen over and over again that our kids can't learn and socialize safely. We're fucked as a nation.
THIS SHOULD NOT BE A PICTURE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
THIS SHOULD NOT BE A PICTURE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
August 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Literally everywhere, even in a city as large as Minneapolis, should feel safe but a school should be #1 on the list of safe spaces. We've seen over and over again that our kids can't learn and socialize safely. We're fucked as a nation.
THIS SHOULD NOT BE A PICTURE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
THIS SHOULD NOT BE A PICTURE OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
August 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Look at the color of DJT's hands compared to his face. It's unbelievable. My BMX bike from 1999 is less shockingly orange than this guy's mug.
August 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Look at the color of DJT's hands compared to his face. It's unbelievable. My BMX bike from 1999 is less shockingly orange than this guy's mug.
Watching my 5 year old learn and gain confidence on his bike might be the most rewarding experience I've had as a father. I absolutely love that he wants to ride and I'm always happy to join. #bikesky
July 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Watching my 5 year old learn and gain confidence on his bike might be the most rewarding experience I've had as a father. I absolutely love that he wants to ride and I'm always happy to join. #bikesky
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is the most boomer headline I've ever read. And the article is even more so.
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is the most boomer headline I've ever read. And the article is even more so.
God fucking damnit
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
God fucking damnit
And Ronnie, I think you're only here for the presents
December 8, 2024 at 4:15 PM
And Ronnie, I think you're only here for the presents
Took my boys to the bike trail this morning to let our dog run. Stepped out of the car and immediately saw this on the ground. I hope this was a moment of joy for someone rather than despair.
Unrelated, I'm starting a screamo band by the name of Parking Lot Pregnancy Test. Find us on SoundCloud.
Unrelated, I'm starting a screamo band by the name of Parking Lot Pregnancy Test. Find us on SoundCloud.
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Took my boys to the bike trail this morning to let our dog run. Stepped out of the car and immediately saw this on the ground. I hope this was a moment of joy for someone rather than despair.
Unrelated, I'm starting a screamo band by the name of Parking Lot Pregnancy Test. Find us on SoundCloud.
Unrelated, I'm starting a screamo band by the name of Parking Lot Pregnancy Test. Find us on SoundCloud.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
This is the future that America squandered
November 12, 2024 at 10:18 PM
This is the future that America squandered