Skodacious
@skoda.bsky.social
Fox/Spottyskunk/Fisher ~ assaulted by a cicada 6/16/21 ~ gay :) ~ will NOT hold doors for the elderly ~ world piss championship 5th place 2025 ~ No. 1 worldwide ranking Rite Aid shoplifting speedrunner
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Making music at https://dioptase.bandcamp.com
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Making music at https://dioptase.bandcamp.com
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Skodacious
@skoda.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Burn The Short Fuse, by Dioptase
8 track album
dioptase.bandcamp.com
Pssst, hey. The album is up, go check it out >:3 dioptase.bandcamp.com/album/burn-t...
(screaming and crying as I transform into a potato) I guess I have contracted tuberculosis
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
(screaming and crying as I transform into a potato) I guess I have contracted tuberculosis
(guy struggling to move a 35lb glass bead on a garage door sized abacus) switching auto insurance requires big calculations, but shouldn't require big effort. That's why at Progressive we make comparing and selecting auto insurance easy! (quirky twang sound, guy screams) Save money and your back!
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
(guy struggling to move a 35lb glass bead on a garage door sized abacus) switching auto insurance requires big calculations, but shouldn't require big effort. That's why at Progressive we make comparing and selecting auto insurance easy! (quirky twang sound, guy screams) Save money and your back!
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Had the most awkward supermarket interaction of my life just now, someone lit up some weed and reeked of it and an older woman approached me and was like “I walked by you earlier… love that smell”. And I’m like “what smell?.. oh uh that wasn’t me, I’ve never smoked” . EVERYONE ASSUMES I SMOKE AAGGHH
December 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Had the most awkward supermarket interaction of my life just now, someone lit up some weed and reeked of it and an older woman approached me and was like “I walked by you earlier… love that smell”. And I’m like “what smell?.. oh uh that wasn’t me, I’ve never smoked” . EVERYONE ASSUMES I SMOKE AAGGHH
I’m plaid for an amazing reason
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m plaid for an amazing reason
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bradley the badger
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
bradley the badger
New cute badger game, artists working overtime to get that porn out LETS GO BABYYYY
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
New cute badger game, artists working overtime to get that porn out LETS GO BABYYYY
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A mini traditional commission for sticks271 :3
8,5*7 cm watercolour + coloured pencils
#furry #traditional_art #commission
8,5*7 cm watercolour + coloured pencils
#furry #traditional_art #commission
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
A mini traditional commission for sticks271 :3
8,5*7 cm watercolour + coloured pencils
#furry #traditional_art #commission
8,5*7 cm watercolour + coloured pencils
#furry #traditional_art #commission
not a single thing about this current administration is remotely original
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
not a single thing about this current administration is remotely original
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✨ i'm open for commissions :3 ✨
happy to discuss any commission idea, can DM me with any questions! 💚
sfw: forms.gle/gg9b7KR4DRCE...
nsfw: forms.gle/4sDZdMby1aPY...
happy to discuss any commission idea, can DM me with any questions! 💚
sfw: forms.gle/gg9b7KR4DRCE...
nsfw: forms.gle/4sDZdMby1aPY...
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
✨ i'm open for commissions :3 ✨
happy to discuss any commission idea, can DM me with any questions! 💚
sfw: forms.gle/gg9b7KR4DRCE...
nsfw: forms.gle/4sDZdMby1aPY...
happy to discuss any commission idea, can DM me with any questions! 💚
sfw: forms.gle/gg9b7KR4DRCE...
nsfw: forms.gle/4sDZdMby1aPY...
god I think my root canal is compromised… fuck man, I’m trying to live in the moment but I am so screwed next year, I am struggling so hard. Nothing is getting better
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
god I think my root canal is compromised… fuck man, I’m trying to live in the moment but I am so screwed next year, I am struggling so hard. Nothing is getting better
I know shit is tight rn but you've gotta be fuckin kidding me man, lmao
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I know shit is tight rn but you've gotta be fuckin kidding me man, lmao
just got an ad for an AI girlfriend with the biggest perk being that you can make her boobs absolutely ginormous and it’s like man you can just get a Barbie doll and a pack of modeling clay for the same effect and keep a little dignity intact
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
just got an ad for an AI girlfriend with the biggest perk being that you can make her boobs absolutely ginormous and it’s like man you can just get a Barbie doll and a pack of modeling clay for the same effect and keep a little dignity intact
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Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™)
🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social
🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™)
🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social
🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social
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Would you toss me a little crab or rub my tummy? 🩷 💚
Beautifully animated by @thatalpaca.bsky.social 🌈
Beautifully animated by @thatalpaca.bsky.social 🌈
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Would you toss me a little crab or rub my tummy? 🩷 💚
Beautifully animated by @thatalpaca.bsky.social 🌈
Beautifully animated by @thatalpaca.bsky.social 🌈
I've had this conundrum since forever: I really want to be a visual artist, but I've always struggled with it. I know with enough practice I could eventually be passable, but every minute I spend working on it I take away from creating music. I don't have the energy to do both... I wish I did.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I've had this conundrum since forever: I really want to be a visual artist, but I've always struggled with it. I know with enough practice I could eventually be passable, but every minute I spend working on it I take away from creating music. I don't have the energy to do both... I wish I did.
got my cock slapped clean off at Hardee’s
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
got my cock slapped clean off at Hardee’s
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if i had a nickel for every time a 2025 furry album starred a classical/jazz instrument in an unexpectedly bonkers genre fusion, i'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's wild that it happened twice in one year.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if i had a nickel for every time a 2025 furry album starred a classical/jazz instrument in an unexpectedly bonkers genre fusion, i'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's wild that it happened twice in one year.
the kind of shit people just tell me in the shop man
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the kind of shit people just tell me in the shop man
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
(Looking at the cactuses for sale) “are any of these hallucinogenic?”
(Orders a bundle of 6 roses for his anniversary) “Still probably not gonna get laid, but 9 years is a long time”
CHRIST MY DUDE
was walking around Chinatown DC today and I found the NATO hexagoatse mural
they had to have known, right?... Right?
they had to have known, right?... Right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
was walking around Chinatown DC today and I found the NATO hexagoatse mural
they had to have known, right?... Right?
they had to have known, right?... Right?
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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
guys… Scientology is so fucking back!
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
guys… Scientology is so fucking back!