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spreader of capitals, motorsports, and spirit tracks propaganda https://linktr.ee/sko0ps
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it's Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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i may be stupid.
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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ARF ARF ARF
john carlson "walking" brandon duhaime like a dog
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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TOM WILSON is the best goalscorer in the league THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SPIRIT TRACKS
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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it's Friday.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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hop on phantom hourglass
a side shot of a blue and cream ford mustang gt4 with the nintendo, nintendo ds, and the legend of zelda phantom hourglass logo on the side a back shot (:3) of the same mustang with lineback's head creeping out of the bottom of the car the hood of the same mustang with a cursed legend of zelda phantom hourglass box art and a toon link nintendo switch cartridge under it
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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A POWER PLAY GOAL??? BY THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS??? HELL HAS FROZEN OVER
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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yes
a youtube video titled, "Could Freddy Fazbear Storm Normandy?" the thumbnail is the famous picture of allied soldiers storming the beaches of normandy, with freddy fazbear sitting on the boat. there is also a faint picture of a different freddy fazbear doing the vietnam flashbacks face on the right
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Spiderman kneeling on the edge of a building in sadness in the rain with the text WHEN THEY'RE MEAN TO PIM ON SMILING FRIENDS
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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playing some ZA
A textbox from Emma that reads What would you approach be, skoops? Next to it, there are 3 options: I'd vaporize the water I'd drink all of the water I'd stop the water A yellow notebook page titled WARIO'S TIPS FOR SUMMER that reads 1 drink all of the shampoo in the house 2 3 next to it, Wario dives into a pool
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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playing touhou with a steering wheel:
a man using so much brain power that he has ascended to among the cosmos
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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so thaaaaaaat's why the flames are shit this year
a quote tweet from @brenmidov on twitter that reads: "Calgary Flames coach using ChatGPT to do his job and the Calgary Flames being dead last in the league has no correlation, I'm sure" the tweet being quote tweeted is from @AverageFan_Z which reads: "look at my coach dawgggggg" the original tweet has a picture of the Flames coach in the locker room asking the players. "You guys use ChatGPT?"
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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wake up.
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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well at least he scored again.
NGE title card saying: IN MY OPINION TOM WILSON IS THE BEST GOAL SCORER IN THE LEAGUE DAVID PASTRNAK, 2020
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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WII PHONE

WII PHONE
a white phone with a d-pad, an a, b, +, -, home, and power button, a traditional numpad, and a screen displaying super mario world
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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it's Friday.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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crashing the pokemon economy with one simple trick:
me about to buy 884 potions for 132,600 pokebucks
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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yo it's fucking pissing, dawg
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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LITTLE GUY!!!! LOOK AT HE!!!!
a silver convertible K-Open on display at an autoshow
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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i force fed it exp candy and it evolved!!!
a purple and black ariados with blu and yellow legs
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM