Ali Cohen
@skittypryde.bsky.social
Jewish-inclusive intersectional activist
Writer, comedian, programmer,
Ace 🖤🩶🤍✡️
(((she/they)))
Writer, comedian, programmer,
Ace 🖤🩶🤍✡️
(((she/they)))
White Leftists: PUNCH A NAZI!
Israel: Okay. *Punches the Ayatollah*
White Leftists: No, not like that. 😭
Israel: Okay. *Punches the Ayatollah*
White Leftists: No, not like that. 😭
June 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
White Leftists: PUNCH A NAZI!
Israel: Okay. *Punches the Ayatollah*
White Leftists: No, not like that. 😭
Israel: Okay. *Punches the Ayatollah*
White Leftists: No, not like that. 😭
Dumb Pokémon players evolve Eevee into a Ghost type by using a brick.
Smart Pokémon players save the brick for Officer Jenny
Smart Pokémon players save the brick for Officer Jenny
May 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dumb Pokémon players evolve Eevee into a Ghost type by using a brick.
Smart Pokémon players save the brick for Officer Jenny
Smart Pokémon players save the brick for Officer Jenny
If English didn’t want you ending on a preposition, they shouldn’t have made a different meaning for, “he turned on me,” and, “he turned me on.”
May 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If English didn’t want you ending on a preposition, they shouldn’t have made a different meaning for, “he turned on me,” and, “he turned me on.”
100 gorillas vs. 1 Republican man
May 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
100 gorillas vs. 1 Republican man
If the Vatican emits red smoke, it means something in Latin which translates loosely to, “hello, we’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.”
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If the Vatican emits red smoke, it means something in Latin which translates loosely to, “hello, we’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.”
Person: You don’t look nonbinary.
Me: Should I fiddle from a fucking roof for you?
Me: Wait, wrong people.
Me: Should I dye my hair and wear mushroom pins for you?
Me: Should I fiddle from a fucking roof for you?
Me: Wait, wrong people.
Me: Should I dye my hair and wear mushroom pins for you?
May 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Person: You don’t look nonbinary.
Me: Should I fiddle from a fucking roof for you?
Me: Wait, wrong people.
Me: Should I dye my hair and wear mushroom pins for you?
Me: Should I fiddle from a fucking roof for you?
Me: Wait, wrong people.
Me: Should I dye my hair and wear mushroom pins for you?
I once had an antizionist tell me that, “Jews are indigenous to Brooklyn and NY!” I gotta wonder if they tell Lenape people, “to go back to Poland.”
May 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I once had an antizionist tell me that, “Jews are indigenous to Brooklyn and NY!” I gotta wonder if they tell Lenape people, “to go back to Poland.”
Neurotypicals be like, “I’m good, and you?”
Girl, the world is on literal fire right now!
Girl, the world is on literal fire right now!
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Neurotypicals be like, “I’m good, and you?”
Girl, the world is on literal fire right now!
Girl, the world is on literal fire right now!
People really be like
“Did u know that there was no mention of Wakanda in history before the Marvel movies (((which are imperialist Zionist propaganda))) invented them. Theyre not even a real country!! Just a settler colony!!!! Death 2 Wakanda #freeJabari”
And then claim to be antiracist
“Did u know that there was no mention of Wakanda in history before the Marvel movies (((which are imperialist Zionist propaganda))) invented them. Theyre not even a real country!! Just a settler colony!!!! Death 2 Wakanda #freeJabari”
And then claim to be antiracist
April 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
People really be like
“Did u know that there was no mention of Wakanda in history before the Marvel movies (((which are imperialist Zionist propaganda))) invented them. Theyre not even a real country!! Just a settler colony!!!! Death 2 Wakanda #freeJabari”
And then claim to be antiracist
“Did u know that there was no mention of Wakanda in history before the Marvel movies (((which are imperialist Zionist propaganda))) invented them. Theyre not even a real country!! Just a settler colony!!!! Death 2 Wakanda #freeJabari”
And then claim to be antiracist
To put this in the most cishet bro of ways, Met fans hate on Yankee fans, but Yankee fans don’t hate on Met fans… and that’s sorta how, “punching up,” works.
April 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To put this in the most cishet bro of ways, Met fans hate on Yankee fans, but Yankee fans don’t hate on Met fans… and that’s sorta how, “punching up,” works.
Guys be like
Hey
Hey
Hi
U wanna c my top secret war plans?
Hey
Ur fat anyway
U wanna c my classified war plans? 👀
Hey
Hey
Hi
U wanna c my top secret war plans?
Hey
Ur fat anyway
U wanna c my classified war plans? 👀
April 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Guys be like
Hey
Hey
Hi
U wanna c my top secret war plans?
Hey
Ur fat anyway
U wanna c my classified war plans? 👀
Hey
Hey
Hi
U wanna c my top secret war plans?
Hey
Ur fat anyway
U wanna c my classified war plans? 👀
“Latine,” sounds like it’s actually Spanish.
“Latinx,” sounds like a CIA operation to destabilize a region or something.
“Latinx,” sounds like a CIA operation to destabilize a region or something.
April 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“Latine,” sounds like it’s actually Spanish.
“Latinx,” sounds like a CIA operation to destabilize a region or something.
“Latinx,” sounds like a CIA operation to destabilize a region or something.
Being a queer antizionist is like being a chicken for Chick-Fil-A.
March 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Being a queer antizionist is like being a chicken for Chick-Fil-A.
Please, I’m not a man. I just play one on TV.
March 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Please, I’m not a man. I just play one on TV.
The humans in Wall-E were onto something. I don’t like standing up.
March 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The humans in Wall-E were onto something. I don’t like standing up.
Happy Mar10 Day! Why is there no Luigi Day?
March 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Happy Mar10 Day! Why is there no Luigi Day?
Hi. Quick question. Whotf thought this was a good idea?
March 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hi. Quick question. Whotf thought this was a good idea?
I’m not cis. I’m not het. I’m not allo. So, why is it when I say the word, “queer,” I sound like a racist Bostonian man yelling at the other team at a Red Sox game? 😂
February 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m not cis. I’m not het. I’m not allo. So, why is it when I say the word, “queer,” I sound like a racist Bostonian man yelling at the other team at a Red Sox game? 😂