This brand has rebranded and took the opportunity to jack their prices by 69% per ml. Time to find a different one I guess 😵

Done 2 pilates classes so far. Holy shit I have so much energy why haven't I been exercising! 😵

Dopamine monkey brain om nom nom
Dopamine monkey brain fap fap fap
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Dopamine monkey brain trap trap trap
All of a sudden 4 years are gone
All of a sudden I'm really fat
All of a sudden I have no goals
All of a sudden my soul has been sapped
Time for a snack?

This administration is a daily DDOS on our brains and attention.

yes yes

So very true. I didn't think about it before. Light blub moment 💡

I sometimes wonder if my life is a villain origin story and I just haven't snapped yet.

@amberdawnwrites.bsky.social Hello! I'm 5/8 of the way through Sodom Road Exit and loving it! Just wanted to share this lil Aussie band I love because their whole discography feels like a soundtrack for SRE (to me anyway) 😊 open.spotify.com/artist/0xt9E...

I just had a nightmare. I drove into a parking lot without realising they charge $15 an hour! However, if I never sleep again then nightmare me won't ever have to pay the ticket.

An evangelical follicle, festering, fostering a pimple of postule, the pus of prejudice propelled and perpetuated by presidency and density

Embrace your destiny. Channel your inner teenager and pop that fucker all over the mirror. It might make a monumental mess but its for the best. You'll grow up

Here's some silly costumes from Midsumma 😊