I have just been made aware of banana ball and this is my new personality now.

Every fucking news article now is just “Unsurprisingly, the devs behind the new Hitler Simulator game are actually bad people and have been arrested for repugnant crimes. Another terrible stain on the industry’s reputation.

Hitler Simulator is out now on Xbox, PS5, and PC. Affiliate links below.”

I will gladly buy a ticket for the Rebel Moon hype train.

Imagine that there were only a dozen or so topics in stand-up comedy, and every single comedian told the exact same joke about each topic, word for word, ad nauseam. And they kept releasing new specials, telling the same jokes to different crowds at different venues. This is the hell of D&D memes.

Man Who Saw a Cigarette Once Thinking About Quitting Smoking

I’ll never understand why my dog likes her treats so much when she just inhales them. It’s like a human whose favorite snack is an IV drip bag.

The funniest thing in the world is when fantasy worlds have an almighty lord of darkness, prince of pain, reaper of souls, whose true name—never to be uttered—is some shit like Dingol or Jerkkyn. Then every geek who makes a lore video from then on has to say “Dingol, Master of Misery” out loud.

is comin’ to town.

🤔🤔🤔

Praise be unto procedural character generation.

The Age of Sail is finally upon us. I will be the first person to circumnavigate the globe.

I have, of my own volition, started watching Bluey, and it’s as good as the prophecies foretold.

Ah, yes, I suspected they might.