I got one picked out already

I have some bad news for you about how Australia was founded...

I swear to god if a game pauses every 10 seconds with a popup box explaining how to do something, I'm out. This is your introduction into the world, don't fuck it up like that.

red green blue, bay-bee

They should go back to trying to make a worse train or bus again.

I'm not defending this (obviously, fuck em all) but y'all gotta chill with the sex worker/prostitute/escort and immigrant 'jokes'
If you are trying to insult her for being one then you are also insulting all the other sex workers and immigrants too. There are plenty of things to actually insult here

and catboys, it all checks out.

This is because men are predators and women are prey, it checks out. /s

For when you're building a house but you know you're slow as fuck about it.

"you really only need to make what you see in frame look good for a photo backdrop"

me:

Found the pervert

"better get used to it because they are here to stay!"

Well on the bright side, at least he didn't just buy Wikipedia and fuck it up like he did with everything else.

You want to resist? Stop supporting the tech billionaires by using their world destroying slop machines for your images.