@skippytheelder.bsky.social
History buff, Vincent Price fan, lover of apocalyptic fiction, and a failed botanist. Collecting postage stamps since 1972.
"The best plan is to profit from the folly of others." Pliny the Elder
"The best plan is to profit from the folly of others." Pliny the Elder
I'm working on a small Jade (Crassula ovata) plant this morning. Decided to wait on repotting and just add a small amount of soil to top it off. The plant was started from cuttings 3 years ago. #Houseplants
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I'm working on a small Jade (Crassula ovata) plant this morning. Decided to wait on repotting and just add a small amount of soil to top it off. The plant was started from cuttings 3 years ago. #Houseplants
New acquisition freshly potted.
August 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
New acquisition freshly potted.
Just a friendly reminder.
July 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Just a friendly reminder.
I see that Trump's cabinet picks have arrived.
January 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I see that Trump's cabinet picks have arrived.
I found the perfect pre-inauguration photo of Trump. I believe it captures the spirit of the incoming administration. Enjoy.
January 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I found the perfect pre-inauguration photo of Trump. I believe it captures the spirit of the incoming administration. Enjoy.
Cleaning today. The struggle is real. If I don't survive the bathroom, my sons used during the holidays, know that I went down scrubbing.
January 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Cleaning today. The struggle is real. If I don't survive the bathroom, my sons used during the holidays, know that I went down scrubbing.
Just braved the snow to clear the porch, drive, and sidewalks. Spot at least one Yeti. Unfortunately, I accidentally left my phone inside. Another opportunity for proof missed. Staff safe, my friends. The foul beasts are in the drifts.
January 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just braved the snow to clear the porch, drive, and sidewalks. Spot at least one Yeti. Unfortunately, I accidentally left my phone inside. Another opportunity for proof missed. Staff safe, my friends. The foul beasts are in the drifts.
Preparing to clear the drive and sidewalk of snow. I somehow feel like I am getting ready to star in the sequel to:
January 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Preparing to clear the drive and sidewalk of snow. I somehow feel like I am getting ready to star in the sequel to:
I'm a little concerned. Now that I am officially 63, I have become obsessed with The Weather Channel. I have that shit on all day. Is this normal?
January 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm a little concerned. Now that I am officially 63, I have become obsessed with The Weather Channel. I have that shit on all day. Is this normal?
Introducing Gus "The Ancient One". He spent his early years as an abandoned dog, living on the mean streets of the city. He is 13 or 14 years old, but who's counting. His lineage is Toy Fox Terrier (heavy on the Chihuahua). Street names include: Goose, Gus the Toothless, and The Phantom Pooper. #Gus
January 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Introducing Gus "The Ancient One". He spent his early years as an abandoned dog, living on the mean streets of the city. He is 13 or 14 years old, but who's counting. His lineage is Toy Fox Terrier (heavy on the Chihuahua). Street names include: Goose, Gus the Toothless, and The Phantom Pooper. #Gus
It's time for some useless background on the Royals. Mercy Brown - part Schnauzer, part Bichon Frisé, 100% stone cold mob boss. Named after an American vampire. She enforces the law in the neighborhood. Street names "No mercy" and "Hater of Toads". Fears - the UPS driver. #dogs
December 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
It's time for some useless background on the Royals. Mercy Brown - part Schnauzer, part Bichon Frisé, 100% stone cold mob boss. Named after an American vampire. She enforces the law in the neighborhood. Street names "No mercy" and "Hater of Toads". Fears - the UPS driver. #dogs
Introducing the Royal Family. Yes, they rule with an iron fist, medieval values, and Prussian Law.
December 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Introducing the Royal Family. Yes, they rule with an iron fist, medieval values, and Prussian Law.
As we wait for our young adult children (all in their 20s) to arrive for Christmas morning, I have strategically placed the current copy of AARP magazine out for all to see. I want to send a clear signal that I belong to bad ass gang and should not be trifled with! #AARP
December 25, 2024 at 1:38 PM
As we wait for our young adult children (all in their 20s) to arrive for Christmas morning, I have strategically placed the current copy of AARP magazine out for all to see. I want to send a clear signal that I belong to bad ass gang and should not be trifled with! #AARP
MERRY CHRISTMAS BlueSky people! We made it. All my best to each and every one of you!
December 25, 2024 at 11:30 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS BlueSky people! We made it. All my best to each and every one of you!
Mercy is a demon. Sent to spread chaos and mischief throughout the world
December 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Mercy is a demon. Sent to spread chaos and mischief throughout the world
Man, how many law enforcement officers does it take to walk a skinny dude in chains to a court room? It's like they think he is super villain that can escape at any time. Also, not fat shaming here, but the cops - not a belt buckle showing. Not a good look fellows!
December 23, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Man, how many law enforcement officers does it take to walk a skinny dude in chains to a court room? It's like they think he is super villain that can escape at any time. Also, not fat shaming here, but the cops - not a belt buckle showing. Not a good look fellows!
GUS, the Ancient One, has taken his place on the traditional Chistmas throne. It is from here that he will defend the tree from that nasty Elf on Shelve. #Gus
December 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
GUS, the Ancient One, has taken his place on the traditional Chistmas throne. It is from here that he will defend the tree from that nasty Elf on Shelve. #Gus
Based on yesterday's tragic injury involving our Bulgarian intern, we have been advised to post a prominent warning at the tank. Remember, even the cutest nano fish can be turned into man eaters with a little radiation and genetic tapering! Stay safe.
December 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Based on yesterday's tragic injury involving our Bulgarian intern, we have been advised to post a prominent warning at the tank. Remember, even the cutest nano fish can be turned into man eaters with a little radiation and genetic tapering! Stay safe.
A rare photo of 'Gus the Ancient One' in repose. Exhausted from his daily duties, he enjoys relaxing on the royal green blanket. There were issues earlier in the day where it was alleged that insufficient treats were given. #Gus.
December 17, 2024 at 1:37 AM
A rare photo of 'Gus the Ancient One' in repose. Exhausted from his daily duties, he enjoys relaxing on the royal green blanket. There were issues earlier in the day where it was alleged that insufficient treats were given. #Gus.
The Nano Aquarium was cleaned today. Unfortunately, our Bulgarian intern was injured by an unsecured White Cloud Minnow. While we believe all normal safety protocols were followed, accidents can happen when dealing with aggressive wildlife. We had gone 20 days without a sacrifice-I mean INJURY.
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
The Nano Aquarium was cleaned today. Unfortunately, our Bulgarian intern was injured by an unsecured White Cloud Minnow. While we believe all normal safety protocols were followed, accidents can happen when dealing with aggressive wildlife. We had gone 20 days without a sacrifice-I mean INJURY.
This is Gus the Ancient One. He is a 13+ year old Toy Fox Terrier. Rescued from the mean city streets of the big city. He has three teeth, and yes, he will gum you to death if you try any BS. Turn ons - food. Turn offs - Republicans. Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday! #Gus
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
This is Gus the Ancient One. He is a 13+ year old Toy Fox Terrier. Rescued from the mean city streets of the big city. He has three teeth, and yes, he will gum you to death if you try any BS. Turn ons - food. Turn offs - Republicans. Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday! #Gus
Just found out that my spirit animal is an Opposum. A mean, elderly, somewhat disheveled OPPOSUM - with diabetes. If I am honest, it explains a lot. It's like my entire life has somehow been validated. #spiritanimal #Opposum
December 13, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Just found out that my spirit animal is an Opposum. A mean, elderly, somewhat disheveled OPPOSUM - with diabetes. If I am honest, it explains a lot. It's like my entire life has somehow been validated. #spiritanimal #Opposum
The Ascot. A future mens fashion trend or fashion relic? Discuss.
December 12, 2024 at 7:11 PM
The Ascot. A future mens fashion trend or fashion relic? Discuss.
I need a little help. I am trying to get a jump start on my Christmas wardrobe. I am torn between the orange pants and matching shirt and the black aonsomble. Opinions, please! I am leaning toward the black because I have a bright red neckerchief with ranindeers. #hipdad
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I need a little help. I am trying to get a jump start on my Christmas wardrobe. I am torn between the orange pants and matching shirt and the black aonsomble. Opinions, please! I am leaning toward the black because I have a bright red neckerchief with ranindeers. #hipdad