When your friend calls you a "big kid" 👅

No Nut November? Pffft! That's for dweebs! I'mma start the month by rubbing my pee-pee with my sweaty, smelly socks and make a big sticky all over this stinky hoosk's mucky girl face! 💦🐺

Today a friend of mine told me he had Asperger's and he seemed kinda sad about it, so to cheer him up I said...

"Omigosh having plushies that move on their own and change your diapers for you must be so amazing!"

Yeah, it is. Until you have to come home to this shit... again. *sighs*

Them: "So you're a ABDL but you don't have a mommy or a daddy? Don't you need a caretaker?"

Me: "Nah, I'm good."

I dunno why people think haunted dolls that move on their own are scary, cause mine are all super duper nice! 💞🧸

Do you know what your plushies do when you're not home?