also, oatmeal cat was screaming and wailing last night about how nobody loves him or gives him anything nice and when I found him he was eating potato chips

In my dreams last night I was struggling to explain Seattle overnight parking rules to someone who spoke no English, until I had the chance to wake up and I took it. And now I feel slightly bad about it. Sorry, dream parking person, I hope someone else helped you figure it out.

Why does my other cat also want oatmeal

Why does my cat want oatmeal?