Skippy Granola
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Skippy Granola
@skippygranola.bsky.social
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

Electrician, community theatre guy, calgary guy?
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
He's clocked me as a Good Guy To Play With, so every time he sees me he does that little head-down-butt-up Chase Me pose, and every time I walk real slow towards him until he freaks out and runs in circles for like five minutes straight.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
In terms of content it's fine, a lot of "an it harm none, do as thou will" type witchy anarchist stuff. It's all about Satan as a rebel against an unjust system basically
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I mean it's just esoteric nonsense but LaVey himself had ties to American neo-nazis and supported eugenics so, not a nice guy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
At Christmas time I also only eat out of cans and trust nobody
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just remembered Dick Armey is a guy.

Let's not go to America. It is a silly place.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm losing it.

Polish first name, Ukrainian last name, ostensibly human face, it's possible that's a human name.

Are you guys hiring folks based on comedy names down there?
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
*Extremely Erika Kirk voice* Who?
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"Aw man I shot Marvin in the face"
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Remember that WoW April fools thing from like 2006 where they said "skinning a bear will aggro every bear in a 10 mile radius"?

That's a mechanic in red dead 1
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I see he's abandoned the (Alpha Male) parenthetical in favour of exposing his little belly
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Lajos Egri in The Art of Dramatic Writing says "Whenever you have a fully rounded character who wants something very badly, you have a play."
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
At the end of the day what you'd call a Tim Robinson character is just someone who cares deeply about something that most people would consider pointless. Commitment to the bit, that's comedy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"This is a coke bar, everyone here's a cokehead", Oliver Probbio says matter-of-factly as though that's a thing. But it is! And all the cokeheads stick up for each other! To the point where they storm an apartment building because someone paid for coke with Scrooge money! It's incredible.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'd hesitate to call these guys Christian - they just like the aesthetic. They all want to be Thomas Danforth in The Crucible, handing out judgments and condemning the heathen, while ignoring the community and responsibility that comes from being part of the brotherhood of man.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM