He's clocked me as a Good Guy To Play With, so every time he sees me he does that little head-down-butt-up Chase Me pose, and every time I walk real slow towards him until he freaks out and runs in circles for like five minutes straight.

In terms of content it's fine, a lot of "an it harm none, do as thou will" type witchy anarchist stuff. It's all about Satan as a rebel against an unjust system basically

I mean it's just esoteric nonsense but LaVey himself had ties to American neo-nazis and supported eugenics so, not a nice guy.

At Christmas time I also only eat out of cans and trust nobody

Just remembered Dick Armey is a guy.

Let's not go to America. It is a silly place.

I'm losing it.

Polish first name, Ukrainian last name, ostensibly human face, it's possible that's a human name.

Are you guys hiring folks based on comedy names down there?

*Extremely Erika Kirk voice* Who?

"Aw man I shot Marvin in the face"

Remember that WoW April fools thing from like 2006 where they said "skinning a bear will aggro every bear in a 10 mile radius"?

That's a mechanic in red dead 1

I see he's abandoned the (Alpha Male) parenthetical in favour of exposing his little belly

Lajos Egri in The Art of Dramatic Writing says "Whenever you have a fully rounded character who wants something very badly, you have a play."

At the end of the day what you'd call a Tim Robinson character is just someone who cares deeply about something that most people would consider pointless. Commitment to the bit, that's comedy.

"This is a coke bar, everyone here's a cokehead", Oliver Probbio says matter-of-factly as though that's a thing. But it is! And all the cokeheads stick up for each other! To the point where they storm an apartment building because someone paid for coke with Scrooge money! It's incredible.

I'd hesitate to call these guys Christian - they just like the aesthetic. They all want to be Thomas Danforth in The Crucible, handing out judgments and condemning the heathen, while ignoring the community and responsibility that comes from being part of the brotherhood of man.