Salmon
@skintightsalmon.bsky.social
Rockville music festival is absolutely stacked. Looks like I’m going to Florida in May.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Rockville music festival is absolutely stacked. Looks like I’m going to Florida in May.
I wanted no part in this.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wanted no part in this.
Going into arc raiders with a custom loadout while your squad mates use a free loadout.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Going into arc raiders with a custom loadout while your squad mates use a free loadout.
Guts strapping child to his sword and using him as bait right after his parents were murdered is diabolical behaviour.
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Guts strapping child to his sword and using him as bait right after his parents were murdered is diabolical behaviour.
One positive with only being 5’6” is being able to fit into children’s costumes
October 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One positive with only being 5’6” is being able to fit into children’s costumes
Ghost of Yotei just had the most predictable twist of all time BUT the acting was so good I still cried.
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ghost of Yotei just had the most predictable twist of all time BUT the acting was so good I still cried.
I don’t understand why incels hate Atsu so much. They clearly have a lot in common.
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don’t understand why incels hate Atsu so much. They clearly have a lot in common.
Since becoming single a month ago I have replaced bangin with manga. I am officially in my weeb era
August 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Since becoming single a month ago I have replaced bangin with manga. I am officially in my weeb era
I was v scared last night
August 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was v scared last night
Took my 14 years to realize the lyrics aren’t, “asked for a rim
Job and a girlfriend”
Job and a girlfriend”
August 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Took my 14 years to realize the lyrics aren’t, “asked for a rim
Job and a girlfriend”
Job and a girlfriend”
Was FINALLY able to secure a 30th anniversary dualsense. My gf hit me with, “it’s just a grey controller…”
July 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Was FINALLY able to secure a 30th anniversary dualsense. My gf hit me with, “it’s just a grey controller…”
“I’m 5’5” and I hate my life
Yo, fuck my life”
This album was made for me.
Yo, fuck my life”
This album was made for me.
July 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“I’m 5’5” and I hate my life
Yo, fuck my life”
This album was made for me.
Yo, fuck my life”
This album was made for me.
Salmon is not impressed….
July 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Salmon is not impressed….
When you think you got a neat finish but forget about the second phase…
June 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When you think you got a neat finish but forget about the second phase…
Something I found confusing about the showcase. Why do some games have the PS5 tag while others don’t? Keeper is also coming to PlayStation in October.
June 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Something I found confusing about the showcase. Why do some games have the PS5 tag while others don’t? Keeper is also coming to PlayStation in October.
Gf is playing Dinkum and apparently the currency is called dinks. She keeps telling me how she’s drowning in dinks. I hate this game.
May 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gf is playing Dinkum and apparently the currency is called dinks. She keeps telling me how she’s drowning in dinks. I hate this game.
Poutine for the people
May 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Poutine for the people
My old Oblivion review. Can’t believe IGN never hired me.
April 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My old Oblivion review. Can’t believe IGN never hired me.
It's not a crack house. It's a crack home.
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's not a crack house. It's a crack home.
@jakeagame.bsky.social how does this radish make you feel?
April 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@jakeagame.bsky.social how does this radish make you feel?
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some Zen to the timeline
March 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some Zen to the timeline