Skinny Lamp
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Trying to be fine and upstanding while turning the lights back on
One saving grace in this moment? He won't last forever
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One saving grace in this moment? He won't last forever
He is disgusting though at least there's this: he won't last forever
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
He is disgusting though at least there's this: he won't last forever
At least he won't last forever
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
At least he won't last forever
He won't last forever
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He won't last forever
Exactly.
The moment when all this ends is going to one day arrive.
The moment when all this ends is going to one day arrive.
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Exactly.
The moment when all this ends is going to one day arrive.
The moment when all this ends is going to one day arrive.
Wonder if they're getting tired of all that losing yet?
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Wonder if they're getting tired of all that losing yet?
He is a disgrace, though there is this
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
He is a disgrace, though there is this
The Idiot-In-Chief will not last forever
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Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Idiot-In-Chief will not last forever
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bsky.app/profile/skin...
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This too shall pass
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This too shall pass
The incompetency is not a bug, it's a feature
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The incompetency is not a bug, it's a feature
Yes, it does say that, I had read an interview with one of The Onion writers who said: "The Donald Trump case was before he was running for president in 2012…We got an insane letter from Michael Cohen, his lawyer, and we framed it."
Ben Collins, from ‘The Onion’: ‘The powerful have a revenge fantasy, it’s the revenge of the dorks’
The CEO of the leading US satirical website explains what to do when reality is crazy, and how he is trying to buy the website of a famous conspiracy theorist
english.elpais.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yes, it does say that, I had read an interview with one of The Onion writers who said: "The Donald Trump case was before he was running for president in 2012…We got an insane letter from Michael Cohen, his lawyer, and we framed it."
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 brought a smile to a Monday
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
Oooh, this was such a good read...
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oooh, this was such a good read...
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This article from The Onion in 2012 was a nice way to start Monday
I agree, if you post content here that teases people to click and consume but then when they do, they can't actually read or listen without signing up, that just feels like bait and switch and makes me think why bother with The Economist ever?
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I agree, if you post content here that teases people to click and consume but then when they do, they can't actually read or listen without signing up, that just feels like bait and switch and makes me think why bother with The Economist ever?
There's always this too - the date below seems to be inching closer
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There's always this too - the date below seems to be inching closer
There's always this: based on rough maths, the date below seems to be inching closer
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
There's always this: based on rough maths, the date below seems to be inching closer