Dad Bod Elvis
@skinnyelvis.bsky.social
Philadelphia sports fan; long time fantasy football player (1999?); wished my dad lived to see the Eagles Super Bowl win (twice!)
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Sell it as a fundraiser!!!!
fry from futurama is eating a bunch of money .
ALT: fry from futurama is eating a bunch of money .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sell it as a fundraiser!!!!
I have the results
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I have the results
Call him a bitch
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Call him a bitch
This was not on my 2025 bingo card
October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This was not on my 2025 bingo card
I want to know how many sickos get this reference…
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I want to know how many sickos get this reference…
Let’s ban long passes bc it’s hard to call dpi/opi…
September 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Let’s ban long passes bc it’s hard to call dpi/opi…
Quit academia in 2019. Best decision I ever made. Make 2x the money with 99% less bullshit. I laugh when schools approach me about coming back.
August 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Quit academia in 2019. Best decision I ever made. Make 2x the money with 99% less bullshit. I laugh when schools approach me about coming back.
At Camden Yards, they have a $5 beer special with semi-craft cans
August 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
At Camden Yards, they have a $5 beer special with semi-craft cans
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When you’re banging the head of HR do you still have to do your exit interview
July 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you’re banging the head of HR do you still have to do your exit interview
It didn’t happen with the school shooting in Tennessee a few years ago…
July 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It didn’t happen with the school shooting in Tennessee a few years ago…
The school was originally from Beaver Falls, PA so that is the name’s origin
July 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The school was originally from Beaver Falls, PA so that is the name’s origin
Class of 93/95 representing! There is an old story that the bookstore used to sell lots of swag to fraternities across the country…
July 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Class of 93/95 representing! There is an old story that the bookstore used to sell lots of swag to fraternities across the country…