It never occurred to me she knew how to use a computer.

You, me, and that dude over there

Can we watch you spray it all over someone’s hole?

Take a cheap shot and ask them about women’s right to vote and see if they speak up. Or heck, men’s right to vote. 1 memecoin says they still won’t.

Just because you’re related by blood does not mean you are entitled to my time.

Yay!

Aw, if only the avocado one was sold out— then we could all finally buy houses by being forced to save 🙄

When and where can I come over?

Greg, you’re amazing. Please keep going!!! Gloves off, keep looking for ways to hurt their individual bank accounts. It’s the only language they speak (not that the grifter in chief isn’t doing enough crashing the markets himself)

I want it so bad. I don’t want the dems to keep waiting for whatever first stone they’re waiting for—the first stones have already been thrown

There are some republican reps that need to be dragged into the street in front of a crowd. They are so shameful

Oh my god yes please.

Grab that mirror Mr Vance. Grab that mirror

I wouldn’t be surprised. I just meant that it’s so ridiculous that even a comedian couldn’t conceive of it as an absurd joke about the ineptitude of these people. But here they are, giving jaw-dropping performances left and right, leaving little to the imagination

Should everyone go in #signal and start asking our #failure of a #military leadership group questions about the next #operation? They might answer 🤪 SNL couldn’t write a better sketch. Pete Hegseth needs to get a job he can do.

How many times can one call the #President a #pieceofshit before getting #arrested. Asking for a #friend.