SKILLET FACE
@skilletface.bsky.social
SKILLET FACE is the mysterious joke sage from the Empire that is Inland. ANYONE can be Skillet Face, all they need is a skillet and a face and to post the craziest jokes they make up. Be nice, take no sides, insult no group and not harmful like anti-vax.
I once sold fake dog whistles. Ironically only dogs could tell they were fake.
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I once sold fake dog whistles. Ironically only dogs could tell they were fake.
I'd avoid choosing the cocaine scented air freshener in case you get pulled over.
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I'd avoid choosing the cocaine scented air freshener in case you get pulled over.
Spirit Airlines sounds like a horrible air carrier but an AMAZING Miyazaki movie.
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Spirit Airlines sounds like a horrible air carrier but an AMAZING Miyazaki movie.
My family owned a restaurant that was in front of a funeral home. The health inspectors went in the wrong door and gave us the worst score ever.
November 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM
My family owned a restaurant that was in front of a funeral home. The health inspectors went in the wrong door and gave us the worst score ever.
I wanna get famous so I can win my own look-a-like comtest.
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I wanna get famous so I can win my own look-a-like comtest.
I love the football player Barkavious Mingo. One, because he's good, but two because he has the same exact name as my grandmother.
November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
I love the football player Barkavious Mingo. One, because he's good, but two because he has the same exact name as my grandmother.
I thought I was on Cash Cab once but my taxi's lighting just had a short.
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I thought I was on Cash Cab once but my taxi's lighting just had a short.
I went to the bar and all the regulars greeted me so warmly. I need to find a new bar.
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 AM
I went to the bar and all the regulars greeted me so warmly. I need to find a new bar.
LEAST SCARY BULLS ON THE PROFESIONAL BULL RIDING (PBR) CIRCUIT
"Drooling Banjos"
"Steve Bull-scemi"
"Psycho Coupon Clipper"
"Sit N Sleep"
"Likes The Cars Movies Very Much"
"Buck Woolery"
"Mobility Scooter"
"Participation Trophy"
"Also Does Kids' Parties"
"Where's My Glasses?"
"Mark Kopelman DDS"
"Drooling Banjos"
"Steve Bull-scemi"
"Psycho Coupon Clipper"
"Sit N Sleep"
"Likes The Cars Movies Very Much"
"Buck Woolery"
"Mobility Scooter"
"Participation Trophy"
"Also Does Kids' Parties"
"Where's My Glasses?"
"Mark Kopelman DDS"
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
LEAST SCARY BULLS ON THE PROFESIONAL BULL RIDING (PBR) CIRCUIT
"Drooling Banjos"
"Steve Bull-scemi"
"Psycho Coupon Clipper"
"Sit N Sleep"
"Likes The Cars Movies Very Much"
"Buck Woolery"
"Mobility Scooter"
"Participation Trophy"
"Also Does Kids' Parties"
"Where's My Glasses?"
"Mark Kopelman DDS"
"Drooling Banjos"
"Steve Bull-scemi"
"Psycho Coupon Clipper"
"Sit N Sleep"
"Likes The Cars Movies Very Much"
"Buck Woolery"
"Mobility Scooter"
"Participation Trophy"
"Also Does Kids' Parties"
"Where's My Glasses?"
"Mark Kopelman DDS"
I went to a sensative rodeo where they got the bulls riled up by bringing up deep seeded issues in the bull's family that they hadn't dealt with.
November 24, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I went to a sensative rodeo where they got the bulls riled up by bringing up deep seeded issues in the bull's family that they hadn't dealt with.
This law firm in my town's phone number is "444-One Trillion. It took me 6 years to dial their phone number.
November 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This law firm in my town's phone number is "444-One Trillion. It took me 6 years to dial their phone number.
Those of us sure the Democrats were going to win this year were suffering from "debluesion."
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Those of us sure the Democrats were going to win this year were suffering from "debluesion."
I bought an Introvert GPS, it only directs me back to my house.
November 24, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I bought an Introvert GPS, it only directs me back to my house.
When Jack in the Box first started, a guy dressed like Jack the clown would run out of a door and sock you like SOOO hard.
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 AM
When Jack in the Box first started, a guy dressed like Jack the clown would run out of a door and sock you like SOOO hard.
I don't GET Halloween. My neighbor's kid showed up dressed as Frankenstein's Monster and I just thought he'd been in a bad accident.
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I don't GET Halloween. My neighbor's kid showed up dressed as Frankenstein's Monster and I just thought he'd been in a bad accident.
I got teased a lot as a kid because my family ran a lemonade stand around the corner from where fudge was made.
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I got teased a lot as a kid because my family ran a lemonade stand around the corner from where fudge was made.
Unlike The Picture of Dorian Gray, I stay the same age but clickbait articles just list fewer and fewer things I didn't know about the making of Willy Wonka.
November 23, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Unlike The Picture of Dorian Gray, I stay the same age but clickbait articles just list fewer and fewer things I didn't know about the making of Willy Wonka.
Mama, tell me what Threads was like.
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Mama, tell me what Threads was like.
I'm a child star but I don't get much work because I'm 56 years old.
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I'm a child star but I don't get much work because I'm 56 years old.
I speak fluent Dutch but I have no idea what I'm saying.
November 23, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I speak fluent Dutch but I have no idea what I'm saying.
Californians refer to Interstate 10 as THE 10 freeway because it won the Best Freeway of the Year contest in the 60s.
November 23, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Californians refer to Interstate 10 as THE 10 freeway because it won the Best Freeway of the Year contest in the 60s.
This post is not A.I.
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 AM
This post is not A.I.