SKILLET FACE
skilletface.bsky.social
SKILLET FACE
@skilletface.bsky.social
SKILLET FACE is the mysterious joke sage from the Empire that is Inland. ANYONE can be Skillet Face, all they need is a skillet and a face and to post the craziest jokes they make up. Be nice, take no sides, insult no group and not harmful like anti-vax.
I once sold fake dog whistles. Ironically only dogs could tell they were fake.
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
November 27, 2024 at 8:33 AM
I'd avoid choosing the cocaine scented air freshener in case you get pulled over.
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 AM
November 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Spirit Airlines sounds like a horrible air carrier but an AMAZING Miyazaki movie.
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
My family owned a restaurant that was in front of a funeral home. The health inspectors went in the wrong door and gave us the worst score ever.
November 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I wanna get famous so I can win my own look-a-like comtest.
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I love the football player Barkavious Mingo. One, because he's good, but two because he has the same exact name as my grandmother.
November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
I thought I was on Cash Cab once but my taxi's lighting just had a short.
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I went to the bar and all the regulars greeted me so warmly. I need to find a new bar.
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 AM
LEAST SCARY BULLS ON THE PROFESIONAL BULL RIDING (PBR) CIRCUIT

"Drooling Banjos"
"Steve Bull-scemi"
"Psycho Coupon Clipper"
"Sit N Sleep"
"Likes The Cars Movies Very Much"
"Buck Woolery"
"Mobility Scooter"
"Participation Trophy"
"Also Does Kids' Parties"
"Where's My Glasses?"
"Mark Kopelman DDS"
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I went to a sensative rodeo where they got the bulls riled up by bringing up deep seeded issues in the bull's family that they hadn't dealt with.
November 24, 2024 at 7:14 PM
This law firm in my town's phone number is "444-One Trillion. It took me 6 years to dial their phone number.
November 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Those of us sure the Democrats were going to win this year were suffering from "debluesion."
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I bought an Introvert GPS, it only directs me back to my house.
November 24, 2024 at 5:57 PM
When Jack in the Box first started, a guy dressed like Jack the clown would run out of a door and sock you like SOOO hard.
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 AM
I don't GET Halloween. My neighbor's kid showed up dressed as Frankenstein's Monster and I just thought he'd been in a bad accident.
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I got teased a lot as a kid because my family ran a lemonade stand around the corner from where fudge was made.
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Unlike The Picture of Dorian Gray, I stay the same age but clickbait articles just list fewer and fewer things I didn't know about the making of Willy Wonka.
November 23, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Mama, tell me what Threads was like.
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 AM
I'm a child star but I don't get much work because I'm 56 years old.
November 23, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I speak fluent Dutch but I have no idea what I'm saying.
November 23, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Californians refer to Interstate 10 as THE 10 freeway because it won the Best Freeway of the Year contest in the 60s.
November 23, 2024 at 11:21 AM
This post is not A.I.
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 AM