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skies (they/them)
@skiesofpluto.bsky.social
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they/them. 30s, queer weirdo / i have many obsessions / please feel free to yoink and improve upon any alt text I post / check out my bots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ogqmwdmv2jnptani4oitrjfr/lists/3lmczrhwb3m2p
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tobi wearing a little kitty tshirt that says "i'm not obito" a la matt murdock
That comic panel of Matt Murdock walking into a holiday party wearing devil horns and a red turtleneck that says "I'm not daredevil"
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
it would be really funny if i got my mom's friend to quit hadassah. probably won't happen but damn look at this bullshit directly from hadassah
Is Israel "committing genocide or ethnic cleansing" against Palestinians? NO. •Iseal does not and has never engad on in inocide, "Genocide refers to the physical targeting and systematically murdered. Arab citizens make up over 21% of Israel's population and have equal rights, economic opportunity and political representation - that is not consistent with genocide. © 2024 Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America, Inc. Hadassah®, the H logo, and Hadassah the Power of Women Who Do are registered trademarks of Hadassah, The Women's Zionist Organization of America, Inc.| April 2024 Hadassah.org
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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not what i asked for but sure, amazon
search engine screen shot (ddg): Amazon Infrared Glasses To See Through Clothes - Huge Inventory Selection AD Get Deals and Low Prices On Infrared Glasses To See Through Clothes At Amazon. Enjoy Great Deals and Discounts On an Array Of Products From Various Brands.
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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for all your 'cats hating ice' needs

(stickers.nekoweb.org/web_only/kit...)
A large thermal printed label with a fluffy kitten saying "Ice agents are piss babies"
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
i'll test print this later but i think this is it
A halftone shaded fluffy kitten saying, "Ice agents are piss babies"
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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with alt text
What do you like about the truck? What I love about the truck is just how it's so polarizing. The shape of it, the body of it, the manufacturing technique with the body panels and everything. I just love that it's completely outside of the box. And are you married? I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
Success! I have printed a meme

I might still move an element around or clean a thing up but it WORKS, it prints on a thermal sticker!

(Thoughts? Suggestions?)
A thermal printed sticker the size of a mailing label. It's the Batman breaking a gun meme, converted into black and white and halftones. Batman is breaking a box with a sparkle icon on it and saying, "A.I. is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
October 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
today in 'some things are normal to rural/farm folks that i never would have thought about' - I looked up how to do a diy trap for cluster flies:
DistinctRole1877 on reddit said 2 years ago: I made a very effective fly trap. Take a 5 gallon pail. Make a cone from metal window screen, poke a hole in the cone point. Put a short section of plastic tube (3/8of an inch or so) in the hole, silicone it in. You are trying to make a easy entrance to the pail that flys cannot escape from. Take the cone, put it point down into the bucket, and secure the edges of the cone with duct tape to the bucket. Pour chicken blood or some cheap beer in the bucket. The flys will fly to the smell, crawl around on the screen till they find the hole with the tube, crawl thru to get to the "nice" smell inside. When they try to leave they cannot find the small hole and are trapped. As they die the smell gets worse and attracts more of them. Just pour a shot of beer or chicken blood on the trap as it dries out. I ended up with a layer of dead flys about 4 inches thick in just a few weeks. I made my first one 35 years ago and it worked great. Whenever the neighbor spreads chicken manure on his fields the biting flys get bad. This trap works a treat.
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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this is the failed sticker. it has too much black space and the printer gets too hot and shuts off. i tried a bunch of ways to increase the white space but i didn't really like any of them enough
A mostly-printed white on black thermal mailing label with the skeleton of an antlered ungulate (probably a deer?) and text in a drippy font: Ice agents fuck off. The bottom is inch of the label is blank white.
October 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
workshopping my PG anti-ice sticker
Two pastel rainbow, square thermal stickers showing a kitten with a speech bubble. One says "ICE sucks" white on black and the other says "ICE agents are losers"
October 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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thoughts? constructive criticism?
Photo of two thermal stickers (one is black on pastel rainbow, one is blue on white) with a dragon saying "fuck ice." It is a bestiary/marginalia dragon that has two legs and yet is standing like a quadruped.
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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my mom ordered two fanny pack esque bags and gave me the one she didn't want, and i just opened it and omg the cartoon model on the instruction card is straight up a furry. 10/10
Photo of a large purple card: Fiu's guide to rock it your way: followed by three illustrated panels: First: An anthro fox leaning against a brick wall wearing a fanny pack and sunglasses and looking real cool. Text reads: Around your waist: Old-school cool. Second: An anthro fox doing a fitness and jogging, wearing the bag across their chest. Text reads: Crossbody style: Hands-free, all day! Third: An anthro fox wearing a jacket and walking in the rain with the small bag looped around one shoulder and hands in their pockets. We all know this one doesn't really work unless you hold the strap, but the fox does look cool. Text reads: On your shoulder: Laid-back style. And the brand info at the bottom: Leufu, info@leufubrand.com, and www.leufubrand.com
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Tales of Symphonia screen photo after opening a box in a dungeon with the message, "Beast Fang was found."
October 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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i have an important question
Would a cat gnome work like this: A picture of a cat face with a red pointy hat on top, Or this: A picture of a cat face with one red pointy hat on each ear.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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with alt text
Screenshot: In an interview, one woman who identified herself as the wife of one of the dead men said that her husband was a fisherman with four children who left one day for work and never came back.
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
feeling seriously insane about 100% articles on the topic of night driving glasses say the same exact useless thing

1. that actually says nothing about my ability to see and drive on the road
2. but polarized lenses help. yellow ≠ polarized but *they only make them in yellow*
"Many people do report a big improvement in seeing during the night, but there's little evidence for a measurable improvement. A recent study in the Journal of American American Medical Association Ophthalmology concluded, 'Using a driver simulator equipped with an HLG simulator, yellow-lens night-driving glasses did not appear to improve pedestrian detection at night or reduce the negative effects of HLG on pedestrian detection performance. These findings do not appear to support having eye care professionals advise patients to use yellow-lens night-driving glasses.' "
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
The meme text "I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism" over an old timey black and white photo of two kittens, dressed in clothes and sitting on a large toy steam engine train.
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
i feel like there's a template out there but i couldn't find it so here's a quick "i'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism" overlay (w/ transparency). for actual transparency download from here: nyoom.neocities.org/sandbox/auti...

(based on @autismsupsoc.bsky.social's iterations)
The "I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism" meme text on a transparent background. Except this isn't the file you want because this is actually an opaque checkered background meant to convey that it will be transparent, and not itself transparent. Click the link for the good file.
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
www.loc.gov/item/95515492/
It's a lithograph picture from 1831 of a woman whose arms are fishes and whose feet are oysters, and there's a lobster on her head. I do not know.
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
i am once again in the old magazine archives finding old timey abortifacient ads (1929, in Ginger Stories v1 8)
LADIES! DR. CHEESEMAN'S PILLS, for delayed or suppressed periods, give positive relief in stubborn cases. Harmless, no pain. Best for over 100 years. Double strength $2 box. Sealed. Dr. Cheeseman, 11 East 12th St., New York.
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Who wants to see Luna doing a little dance in Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Super S: Fuwa Fuwa Panic for the SNES?
August 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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baby's first SNES game
Photo of my screen after I crushed Chibiusa at the Sailor Moon balloon game. Featuring Sailor Venus as the happy player-character pixel sprite, Tuxedo Kamen as the judge, and Chibiusa as the computer player with a dramatically defeated pixel sprite. The colors are bright and the sprites are very cute.
August 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
skiesofpluto.bsky.social
To a bunch of tracery symbols converter
nyoom.neocities.org/tools/tracer...
An image showing that a two column spreadsheet, where A is the numbers 1 through 13 and B is st, nd, rd, or th depending on the number, will be converted into thirteen different tracery symbols.
August 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Tracery Set Converter
nyoom.neocities.org/tools/tracer...
An image showing that a three column spreadsheet, where A is a flavor, B is a color hex code, and C is that color described textually, will be converted into a tracery set that links the corresponding values.
August 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Tracery converters linked with images showing what they do:

Tracery List Converter
nyoom.neocities.org/tools/tracer...
An image showing that a single-column spreadsheet list will be turned into a tracery symbol with rules, AKA a javascript array.
August 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM