Who peaks in their 50s?! It’s wild

They want to shut her up so badly

He has to read it because they aren’t his ideas, he doesn’t understand them, and he doesn’t even know what “injunction” means. Stephen Miller is celebrating tonight by eating two bats instead of one

This is the free market party? Interesting

Protestors should ride local transit all day and totally clog the system so tourists who want to see Herr Bonespurs spectacle can’t get to it. Streets empty of spectators would be amazing

My in laws’ Catholic Church is full of rich, racist boomers who love Trump. It’s a very wealthy area. Whiteness and privilege have been good to them and they don’t want anyone else to have what they have. But they go to church every Sunday. I don’t know how my MIL can stand to be around any of them

Costco always looks like the apocalypse is coming. They’re doing very well. Good for them! Target can suck it

Exactly

My maga mom is a huge Jalen Hurts fan. Can’t wait to watch her abandon her beloved Bama alum because he’s not a dirt bag

No matter what he is writing about, his word choice, writing style, punctuation, all of it, and hearing it in his voice, gives me the willies deep into my soul. How can anyone respect him or take him seriously

Didn’t she read project 2025 before campaigning for him? Didn’t she think “hmmm, getting rid of FEMA would be bad for my impoverished state in the path of frequent storms?” What a twit. They all deserve each other

Amen. So strange an Elly highlight made it to the side of cricket Bluesky. Sorry, we don’t care about your weird sport named after a bug that likes to rub its legs together all day.

All those criminals were pardoned today

Thank you for this headline months too late when we’ve got people Nazi saluting at inaugurations now. Again, this is in part your failing for sane washing him and not calling him the liar he is when it mattered

I couldn’t accidentally give a nazi salute if I tried

Hope he uses bullet points, pictures, fifth grade language, and makes it less than a page long or it won’t get read, you know, like the daily briefings were Trump’s first term

I’m not opening that app again until I know who bought it and what is going on. That was shady AF

He still endorsed Trump after having to put out the fires Vance started in Springfield with the cat-eating rumors. He’s a party hack