Name her Rhea and constantly tell her how dire the current situation is.

DEGOATED

My dentist: You haven't been flossing enough. I can tell by the way your gums bleed when I stab them with this metal hook.

Ooh, now I have the music in my head.

WE WILL PAY ALL FIGHTER JETS $1000 TO SELF-DEPORT

I remember that hit by New Gids on the Blocg

His last name rhymes with Shittenhouse

Unfortunately, the Republicans who will vote for his confirmation also do not care that he is unqualified. It didn't stop them from confirming Betsy Devos for the Dept. of Education, nor Rick Perry for Secretary of the Dept. of Energy despite saying that he would eliminate it previously, etc., etc.

Pretired over here.

Burt's Bees should include fabric softener since 90% of them end up in the washer.

So...he's admitting that he's unfit for office?

This is the funniest sad I've read today.

I hate to say anything nice about the blue check mark, but it did make identifying them and bots so easy back on that other site.

I knew it. We're already in the Bad Place.

I was so glad to learn that you were on Bluesky