I think it's funny to imagine that cars, planes and boats all work solely because of physics exploits that we as a species have found out, and no one has patched them yet

There's something funny about listening to a band that if they knew you listened to them, they'd be confused and/or disgusted

I be straight up doing gymnastics to get into the car not made for the Midwest winter

You ever measure something five times and get completely different answers every time?

Picking through tangled hair makes me feel like a grackle deciding what feathers it keeps and what feathers it throws out

A cup of antipsychotics a day keeps the teacher that doesn't teach me anything away :)