Plain White Rapper
@sketchycharacter.bsky.social
Uptight, middle-aged suburban white chick for peace, love, and understanding. Bleeds madras. Sardonically and sartorially irreverent. Closeted wannabe standup. Word puzzle addict, artist/painter, Nantucket basketmaker, Boston-area realtor, landlord.
Most consistent comment:"We're so worried you're going to have a civil war."
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Most consistent comment:"We're so worried you're going to have a civil war."
Just spent 5 days in Montreal and the people couldn't possibly be more understanding and sympathetic. We're insane for doing this.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Just spent 5 days in Montreal and the people couldn't possibly be more understanding and sympathetic. We're insane for doing this.
Got tix to see her next month - counting the days. How would you describe her? I like to think she's a mystic, but that's only part right. Maybe a prism.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Got tix to see her next month - counting the days. How would you describe her? I like to think she's a mystic, but that's only part right. Maybe a prism.
Hold my nose . . .
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hold my nose . . .
It was the day b4 Rumeysa got abducted - only a couple of miles away.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It was the day b4 Rumeysa got abducted - only a couple of miles away.
The department employees who had the authority to do the swearing in.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The department employees who had the authority to do the swearing in.
Less itchy than her red skirt at the RNC, maybe? Or long enough to stop her from reaching under it? (Watch her hand behind Trump's head in the upper right image.) x.com/RonFilipkows...
Ron Filipkowski on X: "Trump uses his telepathic powers to get Guilfoyle to reenact Access Hollywood. https://t.co/ZpFSMtC5tr" / X
Trump uses his telepathic powers to get Guilfoyle to reenact Access Hollywood. https://t.co/ZpFSMtC5tr
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November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Less itchy than her red skirt at the RNC, maybe? Or long enough to stop her from reaching under it? (Watch her hand behind Trump's head in the upper right image.) x.com/RonFilipkows...
Right b4 this started, my daughter's bf had an immigration status mtg & they *surprise* naturalized him. I think they knew what was coming & they rushed a bunch of people thru. At 1st I was pissed bc he knew we wanted to attend his ceremony but we soon found out how lucky he was.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Right b4 this started, my daughter's bf had an immigration status mtg & they *surprise* naturalized him. I think they knew what was coming & they rushed a bunch of people thru. At 1st I was pissed bc he knew we wanted to attend his ceremony but we soon found out how lucky he was.
Promises of free IVF. Promises of illegal immigrant gang members thrown out. No taxes on tips. Plus "No Black woman is gonna tell ME WHAT TO DO." are some additional reasons.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Promises of free IVF. Promises of illegal immigrant gang members thrown out. No taxes on tips. Plus "No Black woman is gonna tell ME WHAT TO DO." are some additional reasons.
Weird, cuz usually they let you see the Iran war plans.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Weird, cuz usually they let you see the Iran war plans.
We were just wondering aloud about what happened to Jell-o molds, gelled salads or aspics. They used to be considered elegant, then they were more a fun thing, then they basically disappeared from menus. Thanks for posting, but I think we'll pass on that recipe! 🤮
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We were just wondering aloud about what happened to Jell-o molds, gelled salads or aspics. They used to be considered elegant, then they were more a fun thing, then they basically disappeared from menus. Thanks for posting, but I think we'll pass on that recipe! 🤮
A reason to market ALL NEW MERCH.
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A reason to market ALL NEW MERCH.
Seems like the MAGA brand is t-t-t-tarnished. Or t-t-t-totalitarinally t-t-t-totalled.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Seems like the MAGA brand is t-t-t-tarnished. Or t-t-t-totalitarinally t-t-t-totalled.
Sounds like the MAGA brand is t-t-t-tarnished.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Sounds like the MAGA brand is t-t-t-tarnished.
Funny cuz he seems VERY familiar with mirrors . . . Just sayin'.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Funny cuz he seems VERY familiar with mirrors . . . Just sayin'.
Pepe's. Leave the burrito. Take the pizza.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Pepe's. Leave the burrito. Take the pizza.
And even Epstein said so.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
And even Epstein said so.
They really lool like something at a Good Will store.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
They really lool like something at a Good Will store.
Had this convo with the hub: why is it ALWAYS MEN? Except Ghislaine, I guess. But 99.99% of the problem is male. I told him he and his kind need to get their house in order, STAT. I mean, what IS UP WITH YOU GUYS?
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Had this convo with the hub: why is it ALWAYS MEN? Except Ghislaine, I guess. But 99.99% of the problem is male. I told him he and his kind need to get their house in order, STAT. I mean, what IS UP WITH YOU GUYS?
I mean the Burisma playbook might lead one to believe Kelly is polling as the hardest Dem to beat in a presidential race? Except this only helps him. I'd like to know if they're doing 2028 polling lately, and what the timing ia compared to this targeting.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I mean the Burisma playbook might lead one to believe Kelly is polling as the hardest Dem to beat in a presidential race? Except this only helps him. I'd like to know if they're doing 2028 polling lately, and what the timing ia compared to this targeting.
Or pinwheel.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Or pinwheel.
This needs to be on a tshirt."Vineyard Pierogie Seller's Association" or similar. I have cash for that!
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This needs to be on a tshirt."Vineyard Pierogie Seller's Association" or similar. I have cash for that!
Hang in there, pretty friend!
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Hang in there, pretty friend!
If the prez weren't up to something, the normal reaction would be "I agree." But when people have something to hide, or feel guilty, they snap back. It's a TELL.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If the prez weren't up to something, the normal reaction would be "I agree." But when people have something to hide, or feel guilty, they snap back. It's a TELL.