It’s like having a 4 year old in office being like “Greenland? More like Doo-doo land! 🤣” and everyone around him is applauding and going “yes sir, very good sir! Anyway sign this EO banning black people from owning land”

I hope it explodes and sends me into the stratosphere, killing me instantly

I learned a trick for this! Pinch a little section of hair and pull, if it squeaks, it’s clean, if not, need to wash!

Yeah I was never into the drinking/partying aspect or resolutions, but I gained a new appreciation when I realized it’s the only truly universal holiday. Watching streams from around the world of different cultures all celebrating the same thing gets me all 🥺

a friend had raspberry mead at his wedding and I'm not a big drinker, but I could get fucked aaaaall the way up on that stuff. I have yet to find anywhere that sells it 😢

The whole train scene where he rolls up his sleeves and jumps into the engine like 🫦