I was on for a wee while this evening for the first time in ages and was genuinely saddened by how much of a cesspool it had become. I miss what it was too.

Ha! That happened to me on a work flight once. Business class on a hopper from Prague to Budapest, I get 1A and it’s a seat looking down the plane. The upside was that the Czech women’s basketball team were also on the flight looking back at me. I know who got the better deal.

Cos non ginger people are pricks?

Jersey Royals or baby boilers, still warm, dollop of mayo, sometimes with crème fraiche, sometimes a little Dijon mustard in it, and copious amounts of spring onions. Mixed through and set aside. Chilled if you can be arsed, still fine at room temp.

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Curious now. What was the item?

Give them to your family fir Christmas, they'll love it

Get one with your own face then

Hallo mate, fancy seeing you here!

You're not DJing at our work Christmas party tonight are you? Cos that would be mint!

It's defo a lot more pleasant here.

Have you heard their guest vocals on the new one from The Agency?

So much advertorial content these days, mate. Much easier to churn out than critique or challenge.