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Skelton.fail
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Skelton, a skeleton trying to enjoy his life; he’s very bad at it and makes questionable choices. Original character comic art and funnies (PG-13). Copyright (C) 2025

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Skelton – What a Hipster 🍖
#Skelton #fail #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #hip #hipster #hipreplacement #artificial #intelligence #ai
Skelton comes out of the hospital with a very large and strange looking artificial hip, apparently designed by artificial intelligence!
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Skelton – Lick & Stick 👅
#Skelton #fail #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #lick #stamp #mail #postage #letter #greetingcard #stick #postagestamp
Skelton prepares a letter and needs to add just one stamp; however, he finds the stamp's glue to be a bit tasty and winds up licking the whole roll.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Skelton – Close Shave 🛴
#Skelton #fail #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #noshave #noshavenovember #chinless #razor #shave #chin #goatee #beard #closeshave
Skelton shaves his beard, only to find that it seriously makes his chin look small, like he no longer has a jaw.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Skelton – Happy Turkey Day!
#Skelton #fail #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skeleturkey #turkey #thanksgiving #happythanksgiving
Skelton and Skeleturkey wishing you a Happy Turkey Day!
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Skelton – Thanksgiving Tradition 🍗
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skeleturkey #turkey #thanksgiving #cranberry #sauce #canned #cranberrysauce #family #argument
Skelton has an argument with Skeleturkey about cranberry sauce, citing his preferred canned version as being the only correct way to serve it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Skelton – Ask Yet Some More 🍮
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #dear #leastfavorite #food #tapioca #pudding #offputting
Skelton answers his fan mail about his least favorite food, which is tapioca because it's off-pudding.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Skelton – Blarf! 🤮
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #jack-o-lantern #pumpkin #pie #pumpkinpie #green #mold #barf #puke #vomit #blarf
Skelton saves money by using his jack-o-lanterns as pumpkin pie ingredients. He chose to overlook the mold growth and got sick.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Skelton – Good Gourd! 🎃
#Skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #halloween #jack-o-lantern #head #candlelight #happyhalloween
Skelton celebrates his favorite holiday by wearing his jack-o-lantern in place of his head.
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Skelton – Chips n’ Drips 🥔
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #crunchy #potato #chips #otherkind #squish #splursh
Skelton dares ask what other kind of potato chips there are that aren't crunchy… the squishy kind are not good.
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Skelton – Wham-O! 🥏
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelekitty #cat #frisbee #throw #thrown #eye
Skelton gets a frisbee thrown into his eye by Skelekitty. The cat believes he should have caught it. Skeleton's advice is to never play frisbee with a cat.
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Skelton – Skelepuppet
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #puppet #handpuppet #boney #hand #talkback
Skelton uses a hand-puppet to say something inappropriate, but his puppet corrects his attempt before he finishes what he was trying to say.
October 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Skelton – Octobony 🐙
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #halloween #octopus #onlineshopping #culturalappropriation #cool #socool
Skelton is online shopping when he discovers a Halloween decoration of an octopus as a skeleton, rather than disgust over the stupidity, he thinks it's cool.
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Skelton – Uplifting 🍫
#Skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #candy #candybar #shoplift #devil #angel #conscience #skeletalsystem
Skelton has a devil over his shoulder telling him to steal a candy bar, the angel over his other shoulder encourages him to do the same. Skelton remarks it's proof the conscience does NOT reside in the skeletal system.
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Skelton – Brief Question 🩲
#Skelton #fail #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #brief #question #answer #fanmail #boxersorbriefs #underwear #underpants #formfitting #descreet
Skelton answers his fan mail and when asked the question "boxers or briefs" he holds up a pair of briefs that are the same size, color, and shape of his pelvis.
September 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Skelton – Elegant Skeleton 🧐
#Skelton #fail #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skellekitty #elegant #goatee #vandyke #pedantic #vanish #hairline #facialhair
Skelton finds his new facial hair to be quite elegant and thinks it detracts from his vanishing hairline. Skelekitty reminds him that he doesn't even have skin to grow hair.
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Skelton – Quit Loafing! 🍲
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #penaltyloaf #recipe #disappointment #kitchen #cook #baker #chef #penalty #loaf
Skelton puts on his chef's hat to create something new called a "Penalty Loaf", anticipating it can't be a disappointment with a name like that.
September 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Skelton – Rib Tickling 🤕
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #pain #ribs #ribpain #slippedrib #remove #bone #hurt #tickle #painrelief
Skelton has some rib pain that's hurting him. His solution is to leave his ribs on the table and runs off to do whatever.
August 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Skelton – Burnout! 🛞
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #burnout #speed #stripes #fast #burningrubber #smokingtire #pacer #makeyourownfun
Skelton makes his own fun, paints speed stripes on his Pacer and burns some rubber.
August 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Skelton – At the Crossroads🚶
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #dearskelton #why #chicken #cross #road #whydidthechickencrosstheroad
One of Skelton's readers asked why he crossed the road. Skelton said he lived on one side and worked on the other… not everything is a joke.
August 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Li’l Skelton – Old School 🏫
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #lilskelton #skelekitty #school #age #ageless #baby
Skelekitty asks if Li'l Skelton is going back to school soon?, but realizes he can't determine the age of a skeleton baby.
August 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Skelton – Bad Call 📱
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelepets #skelekitty #sorghum #guts #cojones #spine #brain
Skelton contemplates calling his Ex. Skellekitty reminds him he doesn't have the faculties to follow thru and shouldn't.
August 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Skelton – Phishing Expedition 🐟
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelepets #skelekitty #skelefishy #fishtank #fishing #piranha #bite
Skelekitty discovers Skelefishy is a piranha when his paw gets bitten off.
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Skelton – Open Wide 🍔
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #remove #jaw #eating #stacked #burger #sandwich
Skelton orders a tall burger with many toppings. It's stacked too tall to fit in his mouth, so he removes his lower jaw to eat it.
July 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Skelton – The Latest Buzz! ✂
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #haircut #coupon #buzz #buzzcut #alittleoffthetop
Skelton's new haircut is way too short, but he believes it was worth it since he saved with a coupon.
July 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Skelton – Safety Last! 🎆
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #4th #fourthjuly #fireworks #firecracker #safety #USA
Skelton reminds everyone to practice safe firecracker handling… all of his fireworks blowup in his face.
July 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM