I am here, the epicentre of Lancashire's finest culinary experience. I am about to spend roughly 30 quid stocking up on boxes of frozen pasties. It is my bi-annual pilgrimage. Blessed be the Carr's pasty.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I am here, the epicentre of Lancashire's finest culinary experience. I am about to spend roughly 30 quid stocking up on boxes of frozen pasties. It is my bi-annual pilgrimage. Blessed be the Carr's pasty.
Labour policy ideas 2k25
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Labour policy ideas 2k25
In Nigel's defence as an older brother, younger siblings are well annoying. Maisie offers older sibling solidarity to him too
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
In Nigel's defence as an older brother, younger siblings are well annoying. Maisie offers older sibling solidarity to him too
Yeah your mum might be cool, but is she "whole set of Natwest pigs" cool?
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yeah your mum might be cool, but is she "whole set of Natwest pigs" cool?
Went to Preston just to see the Wallace and Gromit exhibition and it did not disappoint. The details in the sets and props are crazy to see in real life. Also Gromit's eyes are just *so* good.
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Went to Preston just to see the Wallace and Gromit exhibition and it did not disappoint. The details in the sets and props are crazy to see in real life. Also Gromit's eyes are just *so* good.
Babysitting this absolute diva for someone at the moment and she is a total cuddle fiend. Her shits are from the devil himself though.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Babysitting this absolute diva for someone at the moment and she is a total cuddle fiend. Her shits are from the devil himself though.
I'd forgotten about Cyberdog!! Just had a quick browse of their delights and... YES.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I'd forgotten about Cyberdog!! Just had a quick browse of their delights and... YES.
Please make sure your soy sauce is appropriately dressed for the season.
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Please make sure your soy sauce is appropriately dressed for the season.
I've been catsitting a hairless cat the last week, so presumably this is just a regular non-suited alien?
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I've been catsitting a hairless cat the last week, so presumably this is just a regular non-suited alien?
Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! That was fun*
*Actually mildly terrifying and I yelled the entire way down sorry to the people of Bristol who were trying to enjoy their lunch.
*Actually mildly terrifying and I yelled the entire way down sorry to the people of Bristol who were trying to enjoy their lunch.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! That was fun*
*Actually mildly terrifying and I yelled the entire way down sorry to the people of Bristol who were trying to enjoy their lunch.
*Actually mildly terrifying and I yelled the entire way down sorry to the people of Bristol who were trying to enjoy their lunch.
"A doctor he trusted" when its RFK essentially means this guy
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"A doctor he trusted" when its RFK essentially means this guy
Bought a fancy extreme weather waterproof this weekend for our trip to Iceland in Janu-ah no, my apologies I appear to have bought a new cat bed.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bought a fancy extreme weather waterproof this weekend for our trip to Iceland in Janu-ah no, my apologies I appear to have bought a new cat bed.
Slap a Lambretta logo on one of these bad boys and sell it in khaki green with target stickers on. We could make a fortune off of mod dads that want to style their kids
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Slap a Lambretta logo on one of these bad boys and sell it in khaki green with target stickers on. We could make a fortune off of mod dads that want to style their kids
The hardest part about working in the office is being away from my little shadow, my familiar, my obsessed little stalker Ralphy. He simply has to be pressed against me as much as possible and I hate that I am depriving him of this.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The hardest part about working in the office is being away from my little shadow, my familiar, my obsessed little stalker Ralphy. He simply has to be pressed against me as much as possible and I hate that I am depriving him of this.
We have one of those. Handsome cat, but definitely depriving a village of it's idiot. God love him!
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We have one of those. Handsome cat, but definitely depriving a village of it's idiot. God love him!
Maisie is perfecting her oblong position
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Maisie is perfecting her oblong position
Why be my friend, you ask? Well, because I write this sort of thing inside birthday cards.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Why be my friend, you ask? Well, because I write this sort of thing inside birthday cards.
No need for an alarm clock in our house on any day tbf... these two see to that
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
No need for an alarm clock in our house on any day tbf... these two see to that
Two weeks to go until I bungee jump for LGBTQ+ youth charity 2BU. Let's get it to £500 please folks!
www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...
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November 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Two weeks to go until I bungee jump for LGBTQ+ youth charity 2BU. Let's get it to £500 please folks!
www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...
www.justgiving.com/page/oscar-r...
Happy Friday from Berlin, where I have been since Wednesday. Never visited before but so far I LOVE it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Happy Friday from Berlin, where I have been since Wednesday. Never visited before but so far I LOVE it.
She's thinking "what a hero"
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She's thinking "what a hero"
Sleep apnea. (No joke I actually got diagnosed with this a couple of months ago and it is rough af lol)
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Sleep apnea. (No joke I actually got diagnosed with this a couple of months ago and it is rough af lol)
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
When you're a pesky little tabby cat and your big tuxedo sister reckons you stink and need bathing. ##Caturday
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
When you're a pesky little tabby cat and your big tuxedo sister reckons you stink and need bathing. ##Caturday
When I came round from anaesthetic after my hysto apparently I got emotional telling the nurse that I wish my cat was there on the bed and that the hospital should have cats for patients to wake them up from anaesthetic.
Maisie would love this job, she's a fuss monster.
Maisie would love this job, she's a fuss monster.
October 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When I came round from anaesthetic after my hysto apparently I got emotional telling the nurse that I wish my cat was there on the bed and that the hospital should have cats for patients to wake them up from anaesthetic.
Maisie would love this job, she's a fuss monster.
Maisie would love this job, she's a fuss monster.