but what if the ocean was yogurt? but what if you fell into a bubbling volcano? but what if you slurped the turds out of my ass?

it's not a mystery that someone using the term "gamer cred" unironically and writes about video games "from a film expert angle" academically is leaping in front of the bullet on behalf of a dork-ass npc going "erm... that was epic" in the most tonally inappropriate game franchise ever

the extreme left's treatment of my weird soft dick is top notch and puts everyone else to shame. they are generous lovers and do not judge my dick, which i must reiterate is weird and soft

is that the second one? no

not sure why you're coming out to endorse the pro-N-word side of that particular event but cool 👍

you should make a meal out of the contents of my toilet