Reign 🧶☔️
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🐟🦀Local, 🇺🇸Transcontinental, and 🌎International 🧶knitter, crocheter, weaver, and maker,🧵Bloody Mary devotee, culture lover and feminist hairdresser ✂️ Lather, Rinse, Repeat. 🚺 Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights. 🧾 Always bet on Block. 🙅🏻♀️
I do love the unnatural smoothness of coffee Haagen Dazs. No idea how they manage to make it so silky.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I do love the unnatural smoothness of coffee Haagen Dazs. No idea how they manage to make it so silky.
Zod and Bernadette are my favorites.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Zod and Bernadette are my favorites.
When you’re knitting really, really fast. 🤣 And ironically I was purling so I feel extra accomplished! At 520+ stitches per row it’s hard to feel you’re getting anywhere. 💪
#knitting #westknitsmusikal2025
#knitting #westknitsmusikal2025
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When you’re knitting really, really fast. 🤣 And ironically I was purling so I feel extra accomplished! At 520+ stitches per row it’s hard to feel you’re getting anywhere. 💪
#knitting #westknitsmusikal2025
#knitting #westknitsmusikal2025
When a person is caught stealing it's rarely the first time they stole it's just the first time they were caught doing it.
October 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
When a person is caught stealing it's rarely the first time they stole it's just the first time they were caught doing it.
Yesterday I knit a sundress and today a sweater! 🤣 Meet Shellie the skellie the Mothership's birthday (10/30) gift this year. She's articulating and posable and even my dad is amused by her tiny garments. 🎃 I might make a few more sweaters as Christmas tree ornaments. 🎄 #knit #knitting #stashbuster
October 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Yesterday I knit a sundress and today a sweater! 🤣 Meet Shellie the skellie the Mothership's birthday (10/30) gift this year. She's articulating and posable and even my dad is amused by her tiny garments. 🎃 I might make a few more sweaters as Christmas tree ornaments. 🎄 #knit #knitting #stashbuster
Big Balls is out in more ways than one. At least this gentleman is a winner!
🥇🏃🏾♂️ “Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.”🏃🏾♂️🥇
🥇🏃🏾♂️ “Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.”🏃🏾♂️🥇
June 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Big Balls is out in more ways than one. At least this gentleman is a winner!
🥇🏃🏾♂️ “Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.”🏃🏾♂️🥇
🥇🏃🏾♂️ “Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.”🏃🏾♂️🥇
I’m sorry but did you read the article about the hurdler? I had to know and I’m not subscribing but the first paragraph was worth the google. “Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.”
June 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m sorry but did you read the article about the hurdler? I had to know and I’m not subscribing but the first paragraph was worth the google. “Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.”
Since 1954! You're just making us Seattleites hungry. 🤣
June 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Since 1954! You're just making us Seattleites hungry. 🤣
Iggy Pop is a national treasure and one of the coolest dudes on the planet. Do you have to insult him when that tacky bitch does enough worthy of mockery her own? This particular photo shoot is famous for defending women something she’s incapable of doing.
May 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Iggy Pop is a national treasure and one of the coolest dudes on the planet. Do you have to insult him when that tacky bitch does enough worthy of mockery her own? This particular photo shoot is famous for defending women something she’s incapable of doing.
Yeah, I think so too. We have a trolley here but they certainly didn't think the name through very well. People started making funny t-shirts but we can't have that because "what about the children?!?" so now it's South Lake Union Streetcat. Meh. I still see t-shirts & it's almost been 20 yrs.
May 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yeah, I think so too. We have a trolley here but they certainly didn't think the name through very well. People started making funny t-shirts but we can't have that because "what about the children?!?" so now it's South Lake Union Streetcat. Meh. I still see t-shirts & it's almost been 20 yrs.
We Seattleites have been happily eating bags of Dick’s since 1954! So we tend to get a good laugh from those insults. Eat a bag of dicks? Yes, please!
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
We Seattleites have been happily eating bags of Dick’s since 1954! So we tend to get a good laugh from those insults. Eat a bag of dicks? Yes, please!
The photo isn't even current it's from another time he fell asleep back in 2017 at NATO conference. Recently at the Pope’s funeral he was across the aisle to Stubb so he was near him but this is just bastardized to fit a narrative. The real photos are embarrassing enough no need to lead by the nose.
April 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The photo isn't even current it's from another time he fell asleep back in 2017 at NATO conference. Recently at the Pope’s funeral he was across the aisle to Stubb so he was near him but this is just bastardized to fit a narrative. The real photos are embarrassing enough no need to lead by the nose.
I’m doing the Shift cowl right now! 😍 I have the pattern for the shawl as well. I-cord is like black magic. How does something so simple turn out so beautiful? I joined a bi-weekly make along which is my second MAL with this shop and it's so inspiring to talk “Shift” w/folks. 🧶☔️ #knit #knitsky
April 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What a beautiful day to visit the mall and sit in the Apple Store for 3 hours. ☀️📱Where “Tariffs” are a legitimate sales pitch in favor of getting a new device.
April 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What a beautiful day to visit the mall and sit in the Apple Store for 3 hours. ☀️📱Where “Tariffs” are a legitimate sales pitch in favor of getting a new device.
Twinsies!
Please excuse my dirty bumper sticker. It’s intermittent auto wash season here in the Evergreen state.
Please excuse my dirty bumper sticker. It’s intermittent auto wash season here in the Evergreen state.
March 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Twinsies!
Please excuse my dirty bumper sticker. It’s intermittent auto wash season here in the Evergreen state.
Please excuse my dirty bumper sticker. It’s intermittent auto wash season here in the Evergreen state.
Look at how much I saved! ❤️ I ordered my housewarming gift, soup base for my dad and a gift card for myself for when I run out of Fox Point -my favorite- as well as few fun extras to push it over the top to get the cinnamon. And a free 1/4 oz of my choice with DEI coupon at check out. 🇺🇸🥳
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Look at how much I saved! ❤️ I ordered my housewarming gift, soup base for my dad and a gift card for myself for when I run out of Fox Point -my favorite- as well as few fun extras to push it over the top to get the cinnamon. And a free 1/4 oz of my choice with DEI coupon at check out. 🇺🇸🥳
I know a few clowns like this.
January 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know a few clowns like this.
He looked the same at the RNC this past summer except the red background really made his horns pop! I call it the Butthead overhaul.
January 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He looked the same at the RNC this past summer except the red background really made his horns pop! I call it the Butthead overhaul.
I used this yarn to make a really cute Baby Sophisticate sweater for a gift in the burgundy/maroon colorway and it turned out really great! I’ve knitted this pattern several times since in both Aran and Worsted you just have to swatch.
December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I used this yarn to make a really cute Baby Sophisticate sweater for a gift in the burgundy/maroon colorway and it turned out really great! I’ve knitted this pattern several times since in both Aran and Worsted you just have to swatch.