Skeezix - The Geriatric Millennial™
@skeezix.bsky.social
Inside me are two wolves. One of them is a shit poster. The other is a reply guy. Both of them are mid. (she/her)
See y'all. this is Op behaviour and we ALL know it. This is who is encouraging us to split. Look closer.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
See y'all. this is Op behaviour and we ALL know it. This is who is encouraging us to split. Look closer.
I do believe they _are_ handcuffing him here.
June 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I do believe they _are_ handcuffing him here.
My rap sheet (my favourite is Monumental Dipshits):
May 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My rap sheet (my favourite is Monumental Dipshits):
Oh you want to see my credentials?
May 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh you want to see my credentials?
Ole girl in red was not about to get fired for calling in sick but still wanted to show off that bawdy.
May 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ole girl in red was not about to get fired for calling in sick but still wanted to show off that bawdy.
AND 6% for sleeping with the windows shut!!!
May 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
AND 6% for sleeping with the windows shut!!!
This part right here is how they deport immigrant parents and "resettle" the American born children into new, White, homes.
April 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This part right here is how they deport immigrant parents and "resettle" the American born children into new, White, homes.
Oh shit. Sir. I didn't realized you were undercover. You can go ahead about your day.
April 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh shit. Sir. I didn't realized you were undercover. You can go ahead about your day.
The American Dream is actually to feel like you're showering inside your local bodega.
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The American Dream is actually to feel like you're showering inside your local bodega.
If I send you this it means I just committed war crimes.
March 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If I send you this it means I just committed war crimes.
I have been terrified of baboons since I accidentally saw the original Omen on late night TV.
February 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I have been terrified of baboons since I accidentally saw the original Omen on late night TV.
works every time.
February 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
works every time.
There has never been a better description of my personality than "yeah, we'll see"
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There has never been a better description of my personality than "yeah, we'll see"
Romantic date ideas.
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Romantic date ideas.
We need MCA back so bad.
February 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We need MCA back so bad.
It was this moment, right here:
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It was this moment, right here: