"your continued confirmation that you dislike me makes me mad. stop it" - the subheading

This is just stardew valley feast of the winter star. I hope someone gives Leah a poppy seed muffin.

Agreed. The middle aged dopamine released into the universe registered on the Richter scale.

i think you are undercounting the number of listeners you have who were 14 years old in 1995 and liked a real banger.