G. Gordon Smitty
@skateorchai.bsky.social
All the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks.
"Bitch, look at this bird! You pregnant!"
#ImaginaryMuseum
Jan Janssens, Flemish painter, August 1590 – after 1650
The annunciation, 17th century
Oil on canvas, 101.5 x 87.4 in
Museum of the Fine Arts, Ghent, Belgium
Jan Janssens, Flemish painter, August 1590 – after 1650
The annunciation, 17th century
Oil on canvas, 101.5 x 87.4 in
Museum of the Fine Arts, Ghent, Belgium
July 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Bitch, look at this bird! You pregnant!"
Really weird niche porno.
June 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Really weird niche porno.
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Tolerance and forgiveness
June 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tolerance and forgiveness
This guy must've been so bullied at school.
June 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This guy must've been so bullied at school.
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Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum has unveiled a unique addition to its collection: a condom dating back almost 200 years, adorned with erotic art that reflects the city's Red Light District history. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
200-year-old condom etched with erotic art makes museum debut
The ancient contraceptive from around 1830 has been exhibited at Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum
www.independent.co.uk
June 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum has unveiled a unique addition to its collection: a condom dating back almost 200 years, adorned with erotic art that reflects the city's Red Light District history. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
"At the end of his life, no man, if he be sincere and at the same time in possession of his faculties, will ever wish to go through it again."
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
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June 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"At the end of his life, no man, if he be sincere and at the same time in possession of his faculties, will ever wish to go through it again."
Absolutely wild. I thought the wings and the sky always worked together.
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Absolutely wild. I thought the wings and the sky always worked together.
He has the eyes of a killer.
A real gunslinger, cut out of the same mold as Billy the Kid.
A real gunslinger, cut out of the same mold as Billy the Kid.
May 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
He has the eyes of a killer.
A real gunslinger, cut out of the same mold as Billy the Kid.
A real gunslinger, cut out of the same mold as Billy the Kid.
If you tell companies that your name is "Billy," when they send you advertisement emails it sounds like they are addressing a six year old child:
May 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you tell companies that your name is "Billy," when they send you advertisement emails it sounds like they are addressing a six year old child:
Looks like in the next ten years or less they're going to line up everyone to the left of Ronald Reagan and execute them in the United States. Probably some folks who are the wrong color but to the right of Reagan, too.
Let's enjoy what time we have left.
Let's enjoy what time we have left.
a crocodile with a crown on his head salutes in front of an american flag
ALT: a crocodile with a crown on his head salutes in front of an american flag
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May 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Looks like in the next ten years or less they're going to line up everyone to the left of Ronald Reagan and execute them in the United States. Probably some folks who are the wrong color but to the right of Reagan, too.
Let's enjoy what time we have left.
Let's enjoy what time we have left.
This headline cracks me up.
May 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This headline cracks me up.
You claim to play fantasy football, but I play football sims where I rename the QB "Child of the Prophecy."
We are not the same.
#NFL #Fantasy #Football
We are not the same.
#NFL #Fantasy #Football
a cartoon character is walking through a forest with a coca cola bottle in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon character is walking through a forest with a coca cola bottle in his hand .
media.tenor.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Greetings from the London Transport Museum, where I’ve found a fine example of English wartime humour…
May 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Greetings from the London Transport Museum, where I’ve found a fine example of English wartime humour…
If I was an alien I'd put this planet in a ziploc bag in the freezer.
I wouldn't even have to think about it.
#Earth #WhatAShithole
I wouldn't even have to think about it.
#Earth #WhatAShithole
a man wearing a hat and suspenders has a purple ring around his wrist
ALT: a man wearing a hat and suspenders has a purple ring around his wrist
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If I was an alien I'd put this planet in a ziploc bag in the freezer.
I wouldn't even have to think about it.
#Earth #WhatAShithole
I wouldn't even have to think about it.
#Earth #WhatAShithole
Please let it be Wo Hop
May 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Please let it be Wo Hop
Really quite tired of most aspects of my existence being Kobayashi Maru scenarios for the past 25 or so years.
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Really quite tired of most aspects of my existence being Kobayashi Maru scenarios for the past 25 or so years.
I have so little energy that I am currently watching David Caruso, Sunglasses Detective on some sort of free TV network.
a close up of a man 's face with a cbs logo in the lower right corner
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a cbs logo in the lower right corner
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May 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I have so little energy that I am currently watching David Caruso, Sunglasses Detective on some sort of free TV network.
Classic America:
"...the military suggested Lamarr put her beauty ... to good use and sell war bonds... the government seized her patent as the property of an alien with ties to a foreign adversarial power, since she had yet to become a U.S. citizen." www.usni.org/magazines/na...
"...the military suggested Lamarr put her beauty ... to good use and sell war bonds... the government seized her patent as the property of an alien with ties to a foreign adversarial power, since she had yet to become a U.S. citizen." www.usni.org/magazines/na...
Naval Warfare and the Most Beautiful Woman in the World
Brains, beauty—and ahead of her time: How silver-screen siren Hedy Lemarr pioneered an innovative technological breakthrough that the Navy shelved for decades.
www.usni.org
May 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Classic America:
"...the military suggested Lamarr put her beauty ... to good use and sell war bonds... the government seized her patent as the property of an alien with ties to a foreign adversarial power, since she had yet to become a U.S. citizen." www.usni.org/magazines/na...
"...the military suggested Lamarr put her beauty ... to good use and sell war bonds... the government seized her patent as the property of an alien with ties to a foreign adversarial power, since she had yet to become a U.S. citizen." www.usni.org/magazines/na...
Capitalism creates innovation
April 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Capitalism creates innovation
My Big Mainstream Hollywood Screenplay:
King Guy: "You have been captured, beautiful lady. You are now entirely under our power. We will sell you as sex slave or something. Are you terrified?"
Beautiful Lady: "OMG, I am totally scared. Please show mercy."
(1/xx tune in tomorrow) #Kino #Writing
King Guy: "You have been captured, beautiful lady. You are now entirely under our power. We will sell you as sex slave or something. Are you terrified?"
Beautiful Lady: "OMG, I am totally scared. Please show mercy."
(1/xx tune in tomorrow) #Kino #Writing
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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'Alas! My poor Brother!'
Poster for Bovril beef extract, 1905.
Ref E.147-1973, V & A Museum.
Poster for Bovril beef extract, 1905.
Ref E.147-1973, V & A Museum.
April 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
'Alas! My poor Brother!'
Poster for Bovril beef extract, 1905.
Ref E.147-1973, V & A Museum.
Poster for Bovril beef extract, 1905.
Ref E.147-1973, V & A Museum.
