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Liam made a Road-bot
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
What i wouldnt do to get all that and shuffle it all together like a deck of cards between two thick slices of toast, and just let the sauces pour down my gullet one more time
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
🖕
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Emily in Paris?

I'm fucked. I'll leave the ambiguity open.
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As the Token Foreigner and diversity hire here, it still surprises me whenever someone on the bottom of the food chain argue against basic human rights, and even the simplest of perks like a free bus ride. THIS example is probably an extreme case, but believable.
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Congrats! Enjoy the fun of having a baby you can make giggle to no end!
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hehe, wee wee
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Whats a Tractors favourite makeup?

Revlon, but in a pinch they'll use MOOOOOO-belline.

#MaybeShesBornWithIt #MaybeItsMOOOOBELLINE
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Whats a Tractors favourite breakfast?

Mooooo-sli
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whats a Tractors favourite activity?

Going to the Mooooo-vies
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wheres my laugh emoji? Ah, there he is
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Well, i came across this at the right time
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Might as well just print it out and post it up at my desk, just as a reminder to myself that Im not alone
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I will be using this in every occasion from now on, thank you
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
And set the lake on fire for good measure
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mum called me both, so theres that
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Courtesy of Slackwyrm comics:
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Now I've rebought it for Switch Lite and blitzed everything, pushed on a little further through sinners road and tried to get through the Bileways, but jesus christ am I still my own worst enemy and end up catching them when those bubbly bastards pop.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And my immediate resort? A Ninja walking through a spiderweb. Which leaves me stuck on Sinners Road debating whether its worth the time to go back the other way of this overcomplicated ring road like I should have, or just let the roaches keep chewing me like cud.
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM