These NBA Cup tournament courts are physically painful to look at and I demand to know who asked for this. Denver out here running around on pepto bismol.
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
These NBA Cup tournament courts are physically painful to look at and I demand to know who asked for this. Denver out here running around on pepto bismol.
Hadn’t watched baseball in years but decided to tune in for game 7 last night. Holy shit I need to start watching baseball again. See y’all next season.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hadn’t watched baseball in years but decided to tune in for game 7 last night. Holy shit I need to start watching baseball again. See y’all next season.
This weight watchers for menopause commercial featuring Queen Latifah and “hot in herre” by Nelly is really wrecking my soul.
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This weight watchers for menopause commercial featuring Queen Latifah and “hot in herre” by Nelly is really wrecking my soul.
To the few people in the gym this Saturday afternoon who may have seen me playing entirely unsubtle air guitar between sets: I was listening to peace of mind by Boston
September 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
To the few people in the gym this Saturday afternoon who may have seen me playing entirely unsubtle air guitar between sets: I was listening to peace of mind by Boston
Y’all. Feeding children should be the least controversial take ever. In Gaza, in America, in every place where children are starving to death as the result of a ghoulish policy choice. If my tax money goes to ANYTHING, it should go to making sure families get fed.
Fucking. Feed. Children.
Fucking. Feed. Children.
July 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Y’all. Feeding children should be the least controversial take ever. In Gaza, in America, in every place where children are starving to death as the result of a ghoulish policy choice. If my tax money goes to ANYTHING, it should go to making sure families get fed.
Fucking. Feed. Children.
Fucking. Feed. Children.
Me pre-3 days ago: K-pop demon hunters? Sounds dumb.
Me for the last 3 days: YOU’RE MY SODA POP! MY LITTLE SODA POP!
Me for the last 3 days: YOU’RE MY SODA POP! MY LITTLE SODA POP!
July 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me pre-3 days ago: K-pop demon hunters? Sounds dumb.
Me for the last 3 days: YOU’RE MY SODA POP! MY LITTLE SODA POP!
Me for the last 3 days: YOU’RE MY SODA POP! MY LITTLE SODA POP!
Big news: my dog’s record against skunks is 2-0. This one got a chunk out of Bowser’s face before he left this mortal coil, and we have the deadly, deadly smell to remember him by.
June 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Big news: my dog’s record against skunks is 2-0. This one got a chunk out of Bowser’s face before he left this mortal coil, and we have the deadly, deadly smell to remember him by.
Yesterday I set a new deadlift PR and I was already so stoked but then I came home and my partner was so impressed that he said “I bet you could pick me up now” and then I did and NOW NOBODY CANT TELL ME NOTHING. 😤
May 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yesterday I set a new deadlift PR and I was already so stoked but then I came home and my partner was so impressed that he said “I bet you could pick me up now” and then I did and NOW NOBODY CANT TELL ME NOTHING. 😤
These NBA playoff games are fucking great this year.
May 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
These NBA playoff games are fucking great this year.
Spent entirely too much time trying to decide on a gym playlist tonight, only to end up deadlifting to Phil Collins.
April 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Spent entirely too much time trying to decide on a gym playlist tonight, only to end up deadlifting to Phil Collins.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
Hard mode (no Star Wars, trek, or LoTR)
Hard mode (no Star Wars, trek, or LoTR)
April 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
Hard mode (no Star Wars, trek, or LoTR)
Hard mode (no Star Wars, trek, or LoTR)
Me in the national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Me in the national security group chat.
Took my guy for a gentle jog today in some pleasant weather and we had a real nice time.
March 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Took my guy for a gentle jog today in some pleasant weather and we had a real nice time.
Barf. This is the Super Bowl we deserve.
January 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Barf. This is the Super Bowl we deserve.
I set new PRs for my deadlift (220), squat (185), and bench press (100) this weekend and although it might not seem like much I’m fucking 40 years old and stronger than I’ve ever been in my life and I’m kind of proud of it.
December 29, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I set new PRs for my deadlift (220), squat (185), and bench press (100) this weekend and although it might not seem like much I’m fucking 40 years old and stronger than I’ve ever been in my life and I’m kind of proud of it.
My brother got me a horror manga intro course for Christmas and I’m ready to dive in and make it my whole personality.
December 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My brother got me a horror manga intro course for Christmas and I’m ready to dive in and make it my whole personality.
Bowser got a big new pillow for Christmas and is enjoying new levels of comfort.
December 24, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Bowser got a big new pillow for Christmas and is enjoying new levels of comfort.
In honor of the day, I’ve made a generous donation to the Human Fund on behalf of all my dear followers.
December 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
In honor of the day, I’ve made a generous donation to the Human Fund on behalf of all my dear followers.
I’m begging people to stop having phone conversations on speakerphone in public places. None of us need to know about Eugenia’s funeral arrangements or why your friend doesn’t want to come to your Bible study class.
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I’m begging people to stop having phone conversations on speakerphone in public places. None of us need to know about Eugenia’s funeral arrangements or why your friend doesn’t want to come to your Bible study class.
I still can’t believe my abysmal ass Washington basketball team managed to finally win a game. Even with jokic dropping 56 on them. Dare I dream for more wins?
December 8, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I still can’t believe my abysmal ass Washington basketball team managed to finally win a game. Even with jokic dropping 56 on them. Dare I dream for more wins?
I’m skipping the actual meal for Thanksgiving this year and going straight to this dessert I made.
Peanut Butter Oreo Icebox Cake - Dairy free and vegan!
This vegan peanut butter Oreo icebox cake is a no bake delight with peanut butter fluff, chocolate whipped cream, Oreos, and silky ganache- all dairy free!
thebananadiaries.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I’m skipping the actual meal for Thanksgiving this year and going straight to this dessert I made.
I know all the music from when we olds were cool is now regular grocery store jams and used to sell Toyotas, but it’s still weird to hear those LCD Soundsystem eBay commercials.
November 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I know all the music from when we olds were cool is now regular grocery store jams and used to sell Toyotas, but it’s still weird to hear those LCD Soundsystem eBay commercials.
My dog is hi-viz ready for nighttime walks and also impromptu raves
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
My dog is hi-viz ready for nighttime walks and also impromptu raves
Get a cool skeleton tattoo on Halloween. You’ll be glad you did.
November 1, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Get a cool skeleton tattoo on Halloween. You’ll be glad you did.