I'm the weirdo who loves airports so 2 hours

It's sad that mono W control feels so much stronger than UW
all my homies hate Caretaker's Talent

got hit with the "uncle" the other day, I'm not even 30 dammit

camera going crazy back and forth, trent reznor soundtrack, players doing tennis moans but they're just putting counterspells on the stack

I got excited when they sent me the eggplant emoji but when I got there it was just a bunch of Writhing Chrysalis in their gruul ramp deck😭

why does every comic character hits this pose with the hands?

Reject "minor moderate major", return to "Fire Fira Firaga"

Walk into the clothing store and say "hi I'd like to buy all of your belts"

That's so cute! Did you make it?