Sk3lly
@sk3lly.bsky.social
People shitting their pants over Cracker Barrel's logo change followed by their caving in is proof that we could hold corporations to account if more people gave a shit about things that actually mattered.
August 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
People shitting their pants over Cracker Barrel's logo change followed by their caving in is proof that we could hold corporations to account if more people gave a shit about things that actually mattered.
Gross. Love you, @edgarallanwoes.bsky.social
nine years and some change and somehow you keep gettin’ better. ( @sk3lly.bsky.social you’re hot.)
April 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Gross. Love you, @edgarallanwoes.bsky.social
Can we update Peni's name to add an extra n?
The above looks way too much like genitalia for me to reliably and accurately type in game chat while managing cool downs and shit.
The above looks way too much like genitalia for me to reliably and accurately type in game chat while managing cool downs and shit.
April 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can we update Peni's name to add an extra n?
The above looks way too much like genitalia for me to reliably and accurately type in game chat while managing cool downs and shit.
The above looks way too much like genitalia for me to reliably and accurately type in game chat while managing cool downs and shit.
Mid-life crisis, here I come!
April 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Mid-life crisis, here I come!
Not doing fun creative shit because you're afraid of being perceived as cringe is at least ten times as cringe as actually doing cringe shit.
Pick an activity - it's going to be cringe to someone. That's just how personal taste works.
Pick an activity - it's going to be cringe to someone. That's just how personal taste works.
March 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not doing fun creative shit because you're afraid of being perceived as cringe is at least ten times as cringe as actually doing cringe shit.
Pick an activity - it's going to be cringe to someone. That's just how personal taste works.
Pick an activity - it's going to be cringe to someone. That's just how personal taste works.
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This is nuuuuuuuuts.
!!! NEW: DOJ tells Judge Boasberg that he should CANCEL the 5 p.m. hearing "because there has been no violation of the Court's orders, and because the government is not prepared to disclose any further national security or operational security details." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is nuuuuuuuuts.
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the indomitable human spirit*
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
March 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the indomitable human spirit*
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
*unwillingness/inability to learn how to play mahjong no matter how many hours i put into yakuza
The trolley problem but it's you on the track and the train is an oncoming economic recession and a loss of rights but if you pull the lever the train just fairly taxes the wealthy leaving them perfectly fine otherwise.
What's that? You tried to pull the lever?
What's that? You tried to pull the lever?
March 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The trolley problem but it's you on the track and the train is an oncoming economic recession and a loss of rights but if you pull the lever the train just fairly taxes the wealthy leaving them perfectly fine otherwise.
What's that? You tried to pull the lever?
What's that? You tried to pull the lever?
This mindset is why Schumer needs to be ousted. He prioritizes the party over his constituents and their well being.
To him the simple continued existence of the Democratic party, no matter how neutered it ends up, is a success.
He doesn't care to do his job.
To him the simple continued existence of the Democratic party, no matter how neutered it ends up, is a success.
He doesn't care to do his job.
March 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This mindset is why Schumer needs to be ousted. He prioritizes the party over his constituents and their well being.
To him the simple continued existence of the Democratic party, no matter how neutered it ends up, is a success.
He doesn't care to do his job.
To him the simple continued existence of the Democratic party, no matter how neutered it ends up, is a success.
He doesn't care to do his job.
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oh yes, the three genders:
March 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
oh yes, the three genders:
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Gaming has strayed too far from what it once was. We need to go back to our roots. Bring back big head modes and cheat codes that unlock silly costumes
March 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Gaming has strayed too far from what it once was. We need to go back to our roots. Bring back big head modes and cheat codes that unlock silly costumes
The Democratic party is straight up gonna owe ME a donation if they send me a donation email before getting rid of this dude.
A shutdown would give Donald Trump the keys to the city, state, and country.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
March 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Democratic party is straight up gonna owe ME a donation if they send me a donation email before getting rid of this dude.
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE. I’d call my senator, BUT I DON’T HAVE ONE BECAUSE I LIVE IN DC.
A shutdown would give Donald Trump the keys to the city, state, and country.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
March 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE. I’d call my senator, BUT I DON’T HAVE ONE BECAUSE I LIVE IN DC.
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It's clear Chuck Schumer is not cut out to lead the senate Democrats. There needs to be a vote of no confidence and he needs to be replaced with someone willing to fight. Trump and Elon are dismantling democracy while Schumer whines and capitulates.
March 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's clear Chuck Schumer is not cut out to lead the senate Democrats. There needs to be a vote of no confidence and he needs to be replaced with someone willing to fight. Trump and Elon are dismantling democracy while Schumer whines and capitulates.
What a fucking coward.
Way to roll over and do nothing. People like you are why people have no faith in this country's leadership.
You don't deserve the office you hold and the fact that you've ever been trusted with power is a mistake and history WILL reflect that.
Way to roll over and do nothing. People like you are why people have no faith in this country's leadership.
You don't deserve the office you hold and the fact that you've ever been trusted with power is a mistake and history WILL reflect that.
A shutdown would give Donald Trump the keys to the city, state, and country.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
Musk has said he wants a shutdown, and reporting has shown he is already making plans to use the shutdown to expedite his destruction of key government programs and services.
March 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What a fucking coward.
Way to roll over and do nothing. People like you are why people have no faith in this country's leadership.
You don't deserve the office you hold and the fact that you've ever been trusted with power is a mistake and history WILL reflect that.
Way to roll over and do nothing. People like you are why people have no faith in this country's leadership.
You don't deserve the office you hold and the fact that you've ever been trusted with power is a mistake and history WILL reflect that.
Like, how depressing of a life is that?
There's food and company and music and art and peace and hobbies and education and SO MANY OTHER THINGS that one could choose to draw their joy from, but they chose wealth and power instead?
That's sad as shit. That's a person who doesn't love themselves.
There's food and company and music and art and peace and hobbies and education and SO MANY OTHER THINGS that one could choose to draw their joy from, but they chose wealth and power instead?
That's sad as shit. That's a person who doesn't love themselves.
I feel like if I didn't have this dopamine deficiency, I'd be a way shittier person.
I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.
I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.
March 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Like, how depressing of a life is that?
There's food and company and music and art and peace and hobbies and education and SO MANY OTHER THINGS that one could choose to draw their joy from, but they chose wealth and power instead?
That's sad as shit. That's a person who doesn't love themselves.
There's food and company and music and art and peace and hobbies and education and SO MANY OTHER THINGS that one could choose to draw their joy from, but they chose wealth and power instead?
That's sad as shit. That's a person who doesn't love themselves.
I feel like if I didn't have this dopamine deficiency, I'd be a way shittier person.
I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.
I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.
March 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I feel like if I didn't have this dopamine deficiency, I'd be a way shittier person.
I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.
I cannot imagine getting so much satisfaction from being wealthy and having power that I would actively choose to diminish the rights of others in the hopes that MY wealth and power would grow.
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@captmarkkelly.bsky.social can you clear your phone inbox so i can call and tell you to vote no on the CR? not being able to even leave a voicemail for my rep at a time like this is absolutely ridiculous.
March 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social can you clear your phone inbox so i can call and tell you to vote no on the CR? not being able to even leave a voicemail for my rep at a time like this is absolutely ridiculous.
It's insane that our country is being torn apart by a dude who looks like he embodies the essence of Divorced Dad Rock.
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's insane that our country is being torn apart by a dude who looks like he embodies the essence of Divorced Dad Rock.
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He just called himself the king. Nope. Fuck this. Uh-uh. Reset, please.
Load the last checkpoint, delete this save file. Hide the disc in the attic like some cursed-ass American themed Jumanji that you hope no one ever finds and plays.
Noooope.
Load the last checkpoint, delete this save file. Hide the disc in the attic like some cursed-ass American themed Jumanji that you hope no one ever finds and plays.
Noooope.
February 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He just called himself the king. Nope. Fuck this. Uh-uh. Reset, please.
Load the last checkpoint, delete this save file. Hide the disc in the attic like some cursed-ass American themed Jumanji that you hope no one ever finds and plays.
Noooope.
Load the last checkpoint, delete this save file. Hide the disc in the attic like some cursed-ass American themed Jumanji that you hope no one ever finds and plays.
Noooope.
JD Vance looks like a Build-A-Bear that someone's conservative grandma got them.
"Look, he looks so sweet in his little suit!"
"Granny, when I squeeze him, he tells me not to commit the sin of empathy."
"Look, he looks so sweet in his little suit!"
"Granny, when I squeeze him, he tells me not to commit the sin of empathy."
February 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
JD Vance looks like a Build-A-Bear that someone's conservative grandma got them.
"Look, he looks so sweet in his little suit!"
"Granny, when I squeeze him, he tells me not to commit the sin of empathy."
"Look, he looks so sweet in his little suit!"
"Granny, when I squeeze him, he tells me not to commit the sin of empathy."
JD Vance looks like if someone stretched and shaved an Ewok and put it in a suit.
February 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
JD Vance looks like if someone stretched and shaved an Ewok and put it in a suit.
Hot take: The Gotham series is better than the Matt Reeves Batman Universe because it did a better job balancing camp and grit to the point where it managed to switch between the two on a dime without feeling much tonal whiplash.
Reeves' product feels ashamed of its roots.
Reeves' product feels ashamed of its roots.
January 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hot take: The Gotham series is better than the Matt Reeves Batman Universe because it did a better job balancing camp and grit to the point where it managed to switch between the two on a dime without feeling much tonal whiplash.
Reeves' product feels ashamed of its roots.
Reeves' product feels ashamed of its roots.