Zellifer
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Me cheering Elon on to admit he rigged the 2024 election.
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Me cheering Elon on to admit he rigged the 2024 election.
I would love for Elon, high as balls on ketamine, to spill the tea on how he manipulated the 2024 election. If substantive proof arises, it will be entertaining to watch liberals attempt to walk back all their immediate post-election Kamala bashing; No one has ever been thrown under the bus harder.
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I would love for Elon, high as balls on ketamine, to spill the tea on how he manipulated the 2024 election. If substantive proof arises, it will be entertaining to watch liberals attempt to walk back all their immediate post-election Kamala bashing; No one has ever been thrown under the bus harder.
This one is good, too.
March 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This one is good, too.
ITT: When you went a bit overboard with the endless appetizers lunch special, and now you have to go back to work and pretend to be productive while feeling bloated and miserable.
March 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
ITT: When you went a bit overboard with the endless appetizers lunch special, and now you have to go back to work and pretend to be productive while feeling bloated and miserable.
Democrats fumbled the bag hard on this one. In the same way as when Democrats scoffed at the idea of Donald Trump delaying stimulus checks to put his name on them, and 4 years later people voted for him because of that, now he is going to be the savior of TikTok in the mind of apolitical Americans.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Democrats fumbled the bag hard on this one. In the same way as when Democrats scoffed at the idea of Donald Trump delaying stimulus checks to put his name on them, and 4 years later people voted for him because of that, now he is going to be the savior of TikTok in the mind of apolitical Americans.
“Folks, if you don’t like big splashes in the offseason either with free agency or coaching changes, only to meet the inevitable conclusion of collapsing in the post-season, then you don’t like Chargers football….”
January 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“Folks, if you don’t like big splashes in the offseason either with free agency or coaching changes, only to meet the inevitable conclusion of collapsing in the post-season, then you don’t like Chargers football….”
Imagine you got cooked so hard on a platform that you grossly overpaid for, that you begin unironically quoting Lance Grossman from Tropic thunder.
December 28, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Imagine you got cooked so hard on a platform that you grossly overpaid for, that you begin unironically quoting Lance Grossman from Tropic thunder.
Steve Bannon’s liver:
December 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Steve Bannon’s liver:
Mainstream media when Biden stammers during a speech: “Joe Biden has dementia, and it’s really concerning because we don’t know who’s really running the country”
Mainstream media when an unelected Billionaire issues an order to Congress to shut the government down until the inauguration:
Mainstream media when an unelected Billionaire issues an order to Congress to shut the government down until the inauguration:
December 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Mainstream media when Biden stammers during a speech: “Joe Biden has dementia, and it’s really concerning because we don’t know who’s really running the country”
Mainstream media when an unelected Billionaire issues an order to Congress to shut the government down until the inauguration:
Mainstream media when an unelected Billionaire issues an order to Congress to shut the government down until the inauguration:
With every passing day, his resemblance to Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet grows stronger. Ironic considering he’s filling his administration with Captain Planet’s entire rogue gallery.
December 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
With every passing day, his resemblance to Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet grows stronger. Ironic considering he’s filling his administration with Captain Planet’s entire rogue gallery.
This is by far my most favorite shirt that I own. If you know, you know.
December 10, 2024 at 6:17 AM
This is by far my most favorite shirt that I own. If you know, you know.
One consolation prize of succumbing to a fascist regime is that occasionally glorious leader produces some quality memes:
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
One consolation prize of succumbing to a fascist regime is that occasionally glorious leader produces some quality memes:
