Scott Jordan
@sjordan78.bsky.social
30+ years working in restaurants. Been at the current one for 15. I have liberal views. I enjoy Sci-Fi books, playing World of Warcraft, and supporting the Detroit sports teams. We need to laugh in this world today, and I enjoy stand up comedy for that
The guy represented himself in his trial. He is not all there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The guy represented himself in his trial. He is not all there.
He can go back to his passion project of killing grad assistants on windy days.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
He can go back to his passion project of killing grad assistants on windy days.
Whatever happened to Anti-Monopoly laws?
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Whatever happened to Anti-Monopoly laws?
Might be a good time to tell them about Elliot Page and his story.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Might be a good time to tell them about Elliot Page and his story.
If you show them Tenet in the next few days they will be broken beyond repair.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
If you show them Tenet in the next few days they will be broken beyond repair.
That is a name which Bart Simpson would prank Moe.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That is a name which Bart Simpson would prank Moe.
Turkeys are the natural predator of cattle. Come on Josh this is common knowledge.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Turkeys are the natural predator of cattle. Come on Josh this is common knowledge.
Nothing says America like a geriatric lawyer who enjoyed "massages" from underaged women.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Nothing says America like a geriatric lawyer who enjoyed "massages" from underaged women.
@lastweektonight.com has someone bid on the giant LBJ balls? Ken Burns might need them to promote his documentary.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@lastweektonight.com has someone bid on the giant LBJ balls? Ken Burns might need them to promote his documentary.
I remember that Republicans loved the country so much under Obama that they refused to have a hearing for a SCOTUS nominee and steal it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I remember that Republicans loved the country so much under Obama that they refused to have a hearing for a SCOTUS nominee and steal it.
Honestly I am surprised that Grok didn't claim that Elon wrote it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Honestly I am surprised that Grok didn't claim that Elon wrote it.
Congressman Khanna does not understand the misogamy in this country. The MAGA right will never nominate a woman. I doubt she would even do as well as Gov. Haley in the past primary.
MAGA is primarily a cult of Trump above anything else. They now see Greene as a traitor to that.
MAGA is primarily a cult of Trump above anything else. They now see Greene as a traitor to that.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Congressman Khanna does not understand the misogamy in this country. The MAGA right will never nominate a woman. I doubt she would even do as well as Gov. Haley in the past primary.
MAGA is primarily a cult of Trump above anything else. They now see Greene as a traitor to that.
MAGA is primarily a cult of Trump above anything else. They now see Greene as a traitor to that.
Nothing say love like a Thompson Submachine Gun.
-DeBeer
-DeBeer
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Nothing say love like a Thompson Submachine Gun.
-DeBeer
-DeBeer
White House Meeting: "How are we going to get the oil from Venezuela?"
"We need to invade and overthrow their government."
"What kind of cover can we get for this?"
"We can claim they are overwhelmed by drug gangs."
"THAT WORKS! We can use that as a reason to arrest illegals here too!"
"We need to invade and overthrow their government."
"What kind of cover can we get for this?"
"We can claim they are overwhelmed by drug gangs."
"THAT WORKS! We can use that as a reason to arrest illegals here too!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
White House Meeting: "How are we going to get the oil from Venezuela?"
"We need to invade and overthrow their government."
"What kind of cover can we get for this?"
"We can claim they are overwhelmed by drug gangs."
"THAT WORKS! We can use that as a reason to arrest illegals here too!"
"We need to invade and overthrow their government."
"What kind of cover can we get for this?"
"We can claim they are overwhelmed by drug gangs."
"THAT WORKS! We can use that as a reason to arrest illegals here too!"
Zhou Yu approves.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Zhou Yu approves.
Who doesn't need FBI protection as the opening act at Kid Rock's Nashville bar?
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Who doesn't need FBI protection as the opening act at Kid Rock's Nashville bar?
If it wasn't for her relationship with Kash, the world wouldn't know she was a country singer.
He is a visible, high profile person. I would not be surprised that she is using him to vault her career.
He is a visible, high profile person. I would not be surprised that she is using him to vault her career.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
If it wasn't for her relationship with Kash, the world wouldn't know she was a country singer.
He is a visible, high profile person. I would not be surprised that she is using him to vault her career.
He is a visible, high profile person. I would not be surprised that she is using him to vault her career.
People that drive Maserati's rarely have to go to Home Depot.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
People that drive Maserati's rarely have to go to Home Depot.
You mean you never saw "A Few Good Men"?
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
You mean you never saw "A Few Good Men"?
Like anyone at the OLC that greenlit this? The commanding officers that ordered the strikes? Ultimately Hesgeth?
According to the Roberts court, Trump would be immune. So fuck SCOTUS and Trump for that.
According to the Roberts court, Trump would be immune. So fuck SCOTUS and Trump for that.
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Like anyone at the OLC that greenlit this? The commanding officers that ordered the strikes? Ultimately Hesgeth?
According to the Roberts court, Trump would be immune. So fuck SCOTUS and Trump for that.
According to the Roberts court, Trump would be immune. So fuck SCOTUS and Trump for that.
This has more validity than the Trump post...by miles.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This has more validity than the Trump post...by miles.
I hope that anyone and everyone that is responsible for swatting get held accountable.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I hope that anyone and everyone that is responsible for swatting get held accountable.
Oh and he is 100% Islamophobic.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh and he is 100% Islamophobic.
Hasn't he for years painted himself as a Libertarian? That is just crazy conservative.
He is for sure a misogynist.
He has made racist jokes.
Honestly I don't know why HBO still gives him a platform. He is tiresome.
He is for sure a misogynist.
He has made racist jokes.
Honestly I don't know why HBO still gives him a platform. He is tiresome.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hasn't he for years painted himself as a Libertarian? That is just crazy conservative.
He is for sure a misogynist.
He has made racist jokes.
Honestly I don't know why HBO still gives him a platform. He is tiresome.
He is for sure a misogynist.
He has made racist jokes.
Honestly I don't know why HBO still gives him a platform. He is tiresome.
But George, didn't you know anything can be forgotten for a large sum of money. At least for Donald.
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
But George, didn't you know anything can be forgotten for a large sum of money. At least for Donald.