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Steven James Mockler
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Here. Queer.
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In a sea of bangers, these two little drops of venom burned holes through my phone:
Highlighted text from the linked article: "In summary, I have been successfully irritated off the platform. The whole site smells so strongly of Musk's desperation to be adored that it's activated my natural tendency to be withholding from people I consider pathetic" "Oh, returning to Donald Trump, the man for whom Musk murdered Twitter and offered it like a car offers it's owner a dead bird on a porch, their relationship gives us X-ray vision into Musk's gelatinous spine."
November 19, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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Favorite passages from this Ken White piece
Highlighted text from the article "I'm not saying things won't be bad...what I am saying is that perhaps they will not be as bad as they could be because God, in His wisdom, has chosen to make people weird freaks along the way to letting them run the place." Screenshot of the linked article highlighting the sentence "but clown shoes are preferable to jackboots" in reference to incompetence amongst Trump's latest cabinet appointees
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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This is Bailey.

Bailey woke up this morning and ironed every crease out of her brain and has no thoughts.

Bailey doesn't have the Sunday scariest.

Be like Bailey.
Bailey, a cream-colored Goldendoodle, lays on her back on a blue and gold-paisley rug. She is chewing on a blue and white braided rope toy. Her eyes are contentedly blank in the sweet absence of thought.
August 20, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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When I tell you I moaned out loud when I realized what this was...
Screenshot of a TikTok recipe video for Black Forest Cake showing a multi-cherry pitter.
August 19, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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Bailey's been going to the dog park for a week and has discovered her new job is pool
Bailey, a cream-colored Goldendoodle, sits in a blue pool filled with shallow water
August 13, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Screenshot of Jennifer Coolidge from her seminal work "hi"
August 7, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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She is just all smiles!
Bailey the Goldendoodle sits on a welcome mat and smiles at that camera. She is wearing a purple harness and is attached to a purple leash.
August 7, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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Now Watching: Dagon on @shudder.bsky.social
Poster for the film 2001 horror film adaptation of HP Lovecraft's Dagon. In the foreground, villagers with torches menace two characters in the center against Cthulu in the background.
August 7, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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In honor of Barbillion💗, enjoy my Barbie fit
Steven stands in the dappled shade of an oak tree on a NOLA street. He holds his arms in a shrug and is wearing a pink stringer tank that says "Hunkasaurus" with a retro Trex lifting barbels. His shorts come just above the knee patterned with comic book call outs, and he has on white combat boots. Same outfit (pink stringer, comic book shorts, white boots), but Steven has his arms behind his head Same outfit (pink stringer, comic book shorts, white boots), but now Steven is smiling with his foot kicked up off the ground behind him throwing peace signs Same outfit (pink stringer, comic book shorts, white boots), same pose, but now Steven is making a duck face.
August 6, 2023 at 6:11 PM
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Repost if you're queer and into horror
The movie poster from the 1992 horror comedy "Death Becomes Her." From left to right against a green, marble background, Meryl Streep in a red gown and neck snapped with her head backwards, Bruce Willis in a dark suit, and Goldie Yawn wearing a white gown with a shotgun blast through her stomach. Willis's hand holds a candelabra through the hole. Iconic.
August 5, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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Big "I've been turned into a cow" energy from the shoebill
Maybe a gif, maybe a screenshot (idk what Bluesky is supporting right now) of the scene in "The Emperor's New Groove" where Yzma's henchmen are turned into animals. The one who is turned into a cow asks to go home and is excused.
August 5, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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*me scowling at all the fall seasonal decor in big box stores longing for the summer heat to break*

You better fix the entire climate crisis, you lil bitch
Picture of Mark Hamill staring intensely into the camera with a caption that says "staring intensely intensifies" Picture of those weird lil gnomes Target sells. Focus on one that looks like a pumpkin with orange body, green hat, peach nose, and orange beard. Also has lil green legs with brown leather booties.
August 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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Goob morning!
Steven's dog, Bailey, sits in tall grass. She is a cream colored Goldendoodle wearing a purple harness.
August 5, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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Asking my immune system to tell the difference between a kitten and anthrax:
August 4, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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First like is the 666th like on a Pedro Pascal meme? I think I'm gonna do well here...
August 4, 2023 at 10:27 PM