Don’t forget to look up at the camera and ask the shopkeeper if they keep the recording.

I’ll take him failing up for us but can’t see it.

Born with folded arms. He's actually supposed to be a smart bloke, I really hope he proves it.

It's the constant, "I'm looking into the camera to engender a a sense of competence and power" that bugs me. Just fucking get on with it and fix our game. You'll be loved forever if you do. We'll build a statue if you can field 4 pro teams and keep everyone happy FFS.

"Can I just shock you? I think Elsie deserves a come back. It's beautiful! I think it's short for Elsingfotherington or something?"

Gronda, gronda.

Getting COVID is never fun, getting monkey COVID sounds terrifying and, like you say, feels like you might start getting a hankering for brains and walking slowly with your arms stretched in front of you.

I admire your patience and focus. However, what do you think their agenda is having you on? Their entrenched views are unlikely to have been moved a millimetre. Is Daubney courteous of camera?

Yet another example of the triumph of shameless, entitled ambition over discernible talent.

It's merely a representation of their facial feature recognition test. I'm pleased to say all players here successfully located their noses and on inquiry from an independent party.

And, incredibly, the Dragons didn't lose. Joy of joys!

I could almost hear the collective sigh of relief here in SW London. Next game now massive.

Maybe a few board members got new patios out of the URC deal?

Or the WRU itself.