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sjellokat.bsky.social
HollowStaticObserver
@sjellokat.bsky.social
Just another blue collar worker trying so very hard to spite the broken system I was born into. Still working on this whole online existence thing.

They/Them, but I don't really care.

YouTube, HollowStaticObserver
https://youtube.com/@Sjellokat
I'm not addicted to insomnia. I can stop being awake whenever I want. Look at me, I'm going to sleep right now. I know I have to be up in 5 hours. It's not a problem, I swear.
July 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
If you can't look at the future with optimism every now and then, then you're not a realist, you're just a nihilist.
July 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
On one hand I'm glad they are taking out parking lot space to make more usable space at my local mall, but on the other hand they're putting in stuff that absolutely nobody asked for... Like yet another car wash... Gotta love the twisted greed inducing incentives of capital...
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I would be less mad about the Mustang Mach-E if, for one, they didn't call it a Mustang and for two, they didn't capitalize the damn E because then it could be the mathematical function of e. And that would have actually been incredibly cool in a nerdy way.
May 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So apparently the SMP 500 had its worst day in five years. That's an oddly funny number. Almost like it lines up perfectly with the end of a certain former administration. 🤔
I feel like I just gained 12 XP in critical thinking.
April 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"The houses he likes to eat are blue!" ~My 5yo, in response to me talking about a guy sitting in front of a dilapidated house.
March 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Everything comes to life when you fall over!" ~My 5yo, 2025
March 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Americans love the smell of grass screaming. It even keeps communism away.
So that's why I hate mowing the lawn.
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
⬅️I used to call myself a centrist, but then I realized the scale was crooked.⬅️
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When did the Norse god of lightning become a spider? When he got his Thor-axe.
February 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Nintendo stole all the expired 🍎🍏 straight out of my fridge
February 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I will give R⭐ an entire week's pay if they commit to adding a zombie survival mode to GTA 6 online where you can employ alligators as a defense.
February 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A little late on the notice but no stream today. I got wrapped up with IT stuff and fixing my mom's internet because I wasn't able to yesterday. I didn't have anything big planned anyway. Next week though, a couple things are happening. 👉 @justalilguypod.com 👀
June 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Going live on Twitch and YouTube in about an hour. Maybe less if I feel like it. Just going to be tweaking my modpack for a bit.
modrinth.com/modpack/holl... if anyone is interested. Still a little buggy at the moment

Links here:
youtube.com/@sjellokat?s...

m.twitch.tv/hollowstatic...
HollowStaticObserver
Not my first time on the internet, but you would probably never guess. Still working on this whole online existence thing. I also do streams in my Discord server sometimes.
youtube.com
June 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Decided to make breakfast for my roommates, but had no takers. 🙃
June 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Yeah, I may have mained D.Va for a while. 😅
June 10, 2024 at 9:21 PM
First 2.5 test streams have been successful! (Thanks Ron, @megaron.bsky.social / @justalilguypod.com !!) Working on a new bio and planning a proper stream on the 13th. Woot!
June 6, 2024 at 5:44 PM