Jeff Greenstein
@sjeffgreenstein.bsky.social
Friends, Will & Grace, Desperate Housewives, Parenthood — what more do you people want from me? Writer, director, INFP.
https://www.idreamofcameras.com/
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Reese Witherspoon unclear how seeds work
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reese Witherspoon unclear how seeds work
Scarcely a week goes by that I don't think of this chart, a YouGov survey of what Americans think is the size of various minority groups, versus the size they actually are.
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Scarcely a week goes by that I don't think of this chart, a YouGov survey of what Americans think is the size of various minority groups, versus the size they actually are.
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
Rest in peace Danielle Spencer, a.k.a....
August 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rest in peace Danielle Spencer, a.k.a....
In memory of the mighty Tom Lehrer, one of the great American artists of the 20th century, who departed this poisonous pigeon park yesterday at age 97, here are my brothers and me performing "The Elements."
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In memory of the mighty Tom Lehrer, one of the great American artists of the 20th century, who departed this poisonous pigeon park yesterday at age 97, here are my brothers and me performing "The Elements."
Fifty years ago today: The greatest American comedy movie, and the greatest comedy movie about America.
July 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Fifty years ago today: The greatest American comedy movie, and the greatest comedy movie about America.
I had a li'l chat with ChatGPT
June 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I had a li'l chat with ChatGPT
@tisserand.bsky.social Seen in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1 in New Orleans. Relative of yours?
May 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@tisserand.bsky.social Seen in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1 in New Orleans. Relative of yours?
Another look at the Chicago Pope
May 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Another look at the Chicago Pope
Excited about this new show
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Excited about this new show
More upsetting is the @nytimes.com deciding "data" is singular.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
More upsetting is the @nytimes.com deciding "data" is singular.
And in case you're wondering how much I loved Real Genius...
April 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
And in case you're wondering how much I loved Real Genius...
This and Top Secret! are his greatest works.
April 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This and Top Secret! are his greatest works.
Just a reminder that tomorrow at 10:17 a.m. Pacific time, Los Angeles Rams backup quarterback Joe Pendleton WILL DIE.
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just a reminder that tomorrow at 10:17 a.m. Pacific time, Los Angeles Rams backup quarterback Joe Pendleton WILL DIE.
In the first post-modern film, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” Lucy reads a TV Guide with Lucy on the cover.
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
In the first post-modern film, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” Lucy reads a TV Guide with Lucy on the cover.
What does Eva Marie Saint's housekeeper tell unwelcome visitors who ring her doorbell?
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What does Eva Marie Saint's housekeeper tell unwelcome visitors who ring her doorbell?
I guess the music factory didn't work out
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I guess the music factory didn't work out
I even wrote a scene (excerpt attached) which implied that Bree (Marcia Cross) had asked Susan to duck down when they drove onto the grounds of her restricted country club.
But then Marc Cherry politely informed me that "Susan Meyer" was now "Susan Mayer," so yeah... not Jewish.
But then Marc Cherry politely informed me that "Susan Meyer" was now "Susan Mayer," so yeah... not Jewish.
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I even wrote a scene (excerpt attached) which implied that Bree (Marcia Cross) had asked Susan to duck down when they drove onto the grounds of her restricted country club.
But then Marc Cherry politely informed me that "Susan Meyer" was now "Susan Mayer," so yeah... not Jewish.
But then Marc Cherry politely informed me that "Susan Meyer" was now "Susan Mayer," so yeah... not Jewish.
It's been forty years and I'm still haunted. So if you have this copy of Franny and Zooey, I'd like it back, please.
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's been forty years and I'm still haunted. So if you have this copy of Franny and Zooey, I'd like it back, please.
I am often asked for an informal compendium of writers'-room slang, so back in 2017 I wrote one. Now you can tell your clams from your Nakamuras.
February 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am often asked for an informal compendium of writers'-room slang, so back in 2017 I wrote one. Now you can tell your clams from your Nakamuras.
I wonder if the launch party for this volume was called The Fête of Boba Book
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I wonder if the launch party for this volume was called The Fête of Boba Book
The first computer I ever saw was at Fernbank Science Center in Atlanta. I was nine. My father, a stockbroker, tried the program ELIZA, an early attempt at a primitive chatbot which mimicked a psychologist.
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The first computer I ever saw was at Fernbank Science Center in Atlanta. I was nine. My father, a stockbroker, tried the program ELIZA, an early attempt at a primitive chatbot which mimicked a psychologist.
My second screen credit was a 1988 episode of Mr. Belvedere entitled "G.I. George." Sadly I never got to meet Bob Uecker, just watch from the audience as he said some jokes I wrote and made them seem far funnier than they actually were. Rest in peace to a hell of a guy.
January 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My second screen credit was a 1988 episode of Mr. Belvedere entitled "G.I. George." Sadly I never got to meet Bob Uecker, just watch from the audience as he said some jokes I wrote and made them seem far funnier than they actually were. Rest in peace to a hell of a guy.
Episode № 84 of I Dream of Cameras is a special rush-released super-sized Christmas / Hanukkah episode — unwrap it and enjoy!
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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
December 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Episode № 84 of I Dream of Cameras is a special rush-released super-sized Christmas / Hanukkah episode — unwrap it and enjoy!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...