@sjbergamot.bsky.social
Wannabe derby girl who grows trees and makes a living by helping car dealerships apologize to angry customers, which is what I’ve always dreamed of doing.
I have a 21-year-old kid 🎂
July 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have a 21-year-old kid 🎂
Samantha and me
June 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Samantha and me
6/14/25 was a great day 😃
🇺🇸 I was there!
🇺🇸 I was there!
June 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
6/14/25 was a great day 😃
🇺🇸 I was there!
🇺🇸 I was there!
We ate here yesterday. It had been years. They still do endless soup, salad, and breadsticks in 2025!
May 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We ate here yesterday. It had been years. They still do endless soup, salad, and breadsticks in 2025!
The garden is peaking. This will not last long as it will get HOT very soon.
May 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The garden is peaking. This will not last long as it will get HOT very soon.
My friend Rich showed me this house that made him think of me. And I love it!
April 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My friend Rich showed me this house that made him think of me. And I love it!
I’m starting to stock up on coffee. I need more and I need another shelf. You know, because the price of coffee might get stupid soon.
April 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m starting to stock up on coffee. I need more and I need another shelf. You know, because the price of coffee might get stupid soon.
Minecraft Movie
April 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Minecraft Movie
I bought a sad little snapdragon off the clearance shelf a year ago. This is it today.
March 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I bought a sad little snapdragon off the clearance shelf a year ago. This is it today.
Drinking spiced milk tea with boba, watching Season 1 of Spongebob on the VCR
March 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Drinking spiced milk tea with boba, watching Season 1 of Spongebob on the VCR
March 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We loved on Blake’s beautiful corpse for an hour yesterday when she passed unexpectedly at her vet appt. We are not OK.
March 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We loved on Blake’s beautiful corpse for an hour yesterday when she passed unexpectedly at her vet appt. We are not OK.
Clark does a lot of staring.
February 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Clark does a lot of staring.
My kids’ dad spent the weekend helping me construct a shade structure, a raised garden bed, and then we had our first carne asada here. A fun and productive birthday weekend. I’m not showing you the shade we built until I get over how ugly it is lmao.
February 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My kids’ dad spent the weekend helping me construct a shade structure, a raised garden bed, and then we had our first carne asada here. A fun and productive birthday weekend. I’m not showing you the shade we built until I get over how ugly it is lmao.
Here’s me in 1978. (Today is my bd)
February 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Here’s me in 1978. (Today is my bd)
Me and Samantha went outside.
February 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Me and Samantha went outside.
Hi. It’s me eating soup.
February 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hi. It’s me eating soup.
Is Elon shooting his wad over my house? Yes.
February 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is Elon shooting his wad over my house? Yes.
Opie & Oscar comfort each other on a drizzly night at Home Depot.
February 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Opie & Oscar comfort each other on a drizzly night at Home Depot.
After you get done ogling this beauty, let’s play guess what this used to be.
February 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
After you get done ogling this beauty, let’s play guess what this used to be.