Joe S
@sizzlej.bsky.social
Joe. Semi-pro tv watcher. I work in health insurance—I know, I hate me, too. Cat dad, dog dad, husband to Ben. Love to cook, bake, and eat. "FUCK THE SHRIMP!!"
My pair of skunk cleaner shrimp, Pepé and Le Pew, passed away last year, and I've not seen more of them locally recently. So I mixed it up and bought fire shrimp! I let my 6yo niece name them... Shellbert and Hot Pot. 🤷♂️
January 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My pair of skunk cleaner shrimp, Pepé and Le Pew, passed away last year, and I've not seen more of them locally recently. So I mixed it up and bought fire shrimp! I let my 6yo niece name them... Shellbert and Hot Pot. 🤷♂️
This dingus freaking *loves* the flavored curvy bones his other dad got for him.
December 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
This dingus freaking *loves* the flavored curvy bones his other dad got for him.
My neighbor recently added a small tortoise statue to their yard. Pretty sure I need to steal it and send it to @blueheronfarm.bsky.social so Jeremy can start assembling his Fuck Harem near the beer garden.
July 24, 2024 at 12:11 PM
My neighbor recently added a small tortoise statue to their yard. Pretty sure I need to steal it and send it to @blueheronfarm.bsky.social so Jeremy can start assembling his Fuck Harem near the beer garden.
It’s like they’re playing Twister while napping. (She’s mad at me for accidentally waking her up as I closed in for a photo.)
May 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
It’s like they’re playing Twister while napping. (She’s mad at me for accidentally waking her up as I closed in for a photo.)
My corgi mutt, Floyd, living the high life.
March 11, 2024 at 6:29 PM
My corgi mutt, Floyd, living the high life.