Bimbo Sommelier
@size13stilettoheel.bsky.social
She/her
Somewhere in southern wisconsin
Somewhere in southern wisconsin
Im still working through some of my feelings re the potential of raising a child but i have settled on doing a big melodramatic speech that i will love and accept them even if they are cishet would be a very fun bit
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Im still working through some of my feelings re the potential of raising a child but i have settled on doing a big melodramatic speech that i will love and accept them even if they are cishet would be a very fun bit
The whiplash of seeing trans people be more socially accepted and understood by the public while the legal situation rapidly deteriorates is gonna drive me insane huh
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The whiplash of seeing trans people be more socially accepted and understood by the public while the legal situation rapidly deteriorates is gonna drive me insane huh
Microsoft teams is very eager to give me an ai created summary of a meeting i missed yesterday, ahame i cant click on the product manager to have a chat about what was discussed! Great product!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Microsoft teams is very eager to give me an ai created summary of a meeting i missed yesterday, ahame i cant click on the product manager to have a chat about what was discussed! Great product!!!
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Miniature dish washer style machine that fits under your bed for cleaning sex toys. Can someone make this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Miniature dish washer style machine that fits under your bed for cleaning sex toys. Can someone make this.
Assassin's creed shadows is so funny. What do you mean this treasure chest contained the concept of a tall pine tree.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Assassin's creed shadows is so funny. What do you mean this treasure chest contained the concept of a tall pine tree.
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
Thinking about the professional hockey player who spent two minutes of her game today alongside her wife in the penalty box for a small fight. Kinda the dream in many ways
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Thinking about the professional hockey player who spent two minutes of her game today alongside her wife in the penalty box for a small fight. Kinda the dream in many ways
Its fucked up that you feel better if you you take your medicine
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Its fucked up that you feel better if you you take your medicine
Been putting chinese (LKK, not the good stuff i know) chicken powder in more things recently, i have never regretted it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Been putting chinese (LKK, not the good stuff i know) chicken powder in more things recently, i have never regretted it.
Ok actual answer ive been thinking over to my shitpost; Talking in quantifiable terms like FLOPS is diadvantage to AI CEOS, it is easier for them when they can just say "we need more compute" than "we need X teraflops to meet projected needs". If they said the latter they might be proven wrong.
"compute" sucks, bring back FLOPS
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ok actual answer ive been thinking over to my shitpost; Talking in quantifiable terms like FLOPS is diadvantage to AI CEOS, it is easier for them when they can just say "we need more compute" than "we need X teraflops to meet projected needs". If they said the latter they might be proven wrong.
"compute" sucks, bring back FLOPS
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"compute" sucks, bring back FLOPS
I can finally sit but still cant drink. Went to a bar for trivia and never been so gutted about the lack of NA beers
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I can finally sit but still cant drink. Went to a bar for trivia and never been so gutted about the lack of NA beers
Vaginal physical therapy is crazy, what do you mean ive been given a prescription for getting fingered
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Vaginal physical therapy is crazy, what do you mean ive been given a prescription for getting fingered
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Today is Quartidi the 24th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate oranges.#JacobinDay
More information on oranges
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate oranges.#JacobinDay
More information on oranges
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Quartidi the 24th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate oranges.#JacobinDay
More information on oranges
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate oranges.#JacobinDay
More information on oranges
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
desperately want a big beer. I dont really want to get drunk or anything i just want to be hanging out on a patio with a comically large litre beer glass with some friends
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
desperately want a big beer. I dont really want to get drunk or anything i just want to be hanging out on a patio with a comically large litre beer glass with some friends
Pussy hurts (under these circumstances this is the desirable outcome)
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pussy hurts (under these circumstances this is the desirable outcome)
Wanna move to another city (not general, specific city is redacted for opsec reasons) to be with a girl, dumbest things ive ever considered doing but fuck man i cant wait for my lease to be up
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wanna move to another city (not general, specific city is redacted for opsec reasons) to be with a girl, dumbest things ive ever considered doing but fuck man i cant wait for my lease to be up
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Recovering from surgery means im stuck at home this evening and its kinda got me in the dumps, this sucks man. I signed up for it and im generally happy but still
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Recovering from surgery means im stuck at home this evening and its kinda got me in the dumps, this sucks man. I signed up for it and im generally happy but still
A hearty chili can be breakfast if you want it to be, i think
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A hearty chili can be breakfast if you want it to be, i think
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Its so cool that my bottom surgery went wrong in a way that got me a free tummy tuck. It actually kinda rocks.
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Its so cool that my bottom surgery went wrong in a way that got me a free tummy tuck. It actually kinda rocks.
Falling so hard for a girl i suddenly get why people want to take their partners last names holy fuck im cooked
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Falling so hard for a girl i suddenly get why people want to take their partners last names holy fuck im cooked